Search results for query: mooks

He's moving to NC you mooks!

...it says LIVE in the title and they want people to be enraptured by the action. They want you to feel like you're part of a community of mooks watching along with it, that's also why commentators engage with chat. They want you to think the hands are happening THAT SECOND AND DON'T LOOK AWAY...

I really want to hear what song they had in mind to answer this age old question.

Spotify screen at work this morning. Cant escape you mooks.

...be a good mix. Things I'm going to subtly use at my game to teach him: -MUCH better cards -nicer chips -padded rail/table -betting limits on the stud games Looking forward to it. His group is fine with adding on and rebuying, will hopefully teach my mooks its okay to lose that first little...

...Apes that may cancel 5 mins before 2x Online players who will be upset if the fish "string bets" for 75cents total 1x Wife 4x Mooks that say they love poker but then show up and don't know the hand rankings Total Bank: 21 players I feel good for this as a starting set but if my game's going...

Lowered again, you mooks. This is cheaper than BRPro if they were to give you free shipping. Can also haggle for chips/cards/whatever

Price reduced, you mooks, come make your boring tournaments fun with public shaming.

We do in fact play a single table 1/2 however it plays more like a 2/5 at times. The max buy set at $400 but as the night progresses and stack sizes increase sometimes that number is negotiated….. From time to time I have a few friends that play smaller so I try to accommodate a .50/1.00 game...

...Yeah, some people love the red but when you see it in stacks as the workhorse it'll come naturally, just use whatever makes you happy. My mooks still ask what each is worth and its printed on it so I stopped caring what they thought. If you're looking for 1/2 or even 1/1, 300 1s is a ton and...

Disclaimer: I play with complete apes for nickels and dimes at my home game, and with smooth-brained mooks at the casino for $1/3. This info just covers the bottom of the barrel, where I belong. No silver bullets of course, but some very reliable ones, especially verbal. If his examples were...

Dont dare apologize about a chipstack homie, well done! First home game in a few years while also teaching mooks how to play and dealing and shuffling. Clearly I had not taken full advantage of this magical place yet: Sounds like the game ran and it was a rousing success. Good job! Players...

This is so tough! Hard to get the squirrels to come on time. I have tried many things, but food seems to be the best lure. When I host, we usually eat a decent meal. I tell everyone that the food will arrive at XXX time (we eat before the game). That usually gets a decent amount of folks to come...

I take a rake for promotions only and give away money with fun games for those who arrive on time. For example, $100 wheel spin who has the highest 3 card hand with my wheel for those arriving on time.

Yeah, cash is great like that, you can come and go as you want. Tournaments suck in that regard, almost everyone shows up at starting time which always just a pain in the ass. Not knowing when your players are going to show up or how long they are going to stay is much better.

ALRIGHT, so it's not just my mooks. How do you all instill a need to get there on time for cash games? New house with a new player pool, tough to build that culture. Guess I have to sit each one down and explain how tough it is to just hang and wait when the game never lasts long and we're...

Physical oceanography here, had to pause the goddamn game so a couple of mooks could work out the probability of an OESD. Wouldnt take my word for it, had to derive it lol.

God, I had an annoying new player in my game that was less new than the other mooks and she was guiding first time players to separating their profit to the side. Very frustrating; wouldn't mind her doing it but telling people to put their original $5 aside led to the nittiest game AT NICKEL AND...

Oh, 100%, I dont take advice from any of these mooks, and its my house/cards/chips/liquor so they know we dont take demands. Hell, I dont even take song requests.

$25, you mooks.