Not Mine Another super looking table. Maybe too good to be true (Cincinatti area) (2 Viewers)

[QuadNines]

Great looking table for $600..!?!?!?!

If a real ad, seems awfully nice for $600.... Wish I was closer to go check this out...!

 

[Tonysquander]

That looks like a serial killers basement…

 

[Bacon Dad]

~Wait. @Tonysquander How do you know this?!?!?

 

[QuadNines]

Table looks too legit for a basement that looks like that...!

 

[LeLe]

Seller might be selling off deceased relatives’ assets and didn’t know the true value

$600 will be a steal for the poker table

 

[Colquhoun]

That looks like a serial killers basement…

 

[Machine]

1.5 hours away from me, love that base

 

[LowerBama1714]

 

[jpietrella]

I love that there's an area rug down on a concrete floor.

 

[MrBoosh]

I saw that table on Marketplace and thought the same thing. Looks like a really nice table for such a good price.

 

[theshepherd]

I love that there's an area rug down on a concrete floor.

At first glance I thought that was a grate into the floor (presumably to drain victims' blood)

 

[Tonysquander]

At first glance I thought that was a grate into the floor (presumably to drain victims' blood)

Me too. The grate must be under the rug. Can’t be too obvious it is a torture chamber for unsuspecting gamblers.

 

[jpietrella]

At first glance I thought that was a grate into the floor (presumably to drain victims' blood)

Don't be ridiculous. The blood is obviously drained behind that repurposed shower rod used as a makeshift curtain.

 

[BPTDirector]

You would need help loading so just bring along an armed escort.

 

[Taghkanic]

High-end table makers like Pharaoah and Gorilla offer bases that are similar to this, though not exactly the same (unless it’s some earlier model). Looks to be high-quality, though lacking cup holders, a light, dealer tray, etc. At $600 seems like a steal, and might be modified to upgrade further.

 

[GreekRedEye]

Me too. The grate must be under the rug. Can’t be too obvious it is a torture chamber

So finally we get pictures of @Josh Kifer 's workshop!

 

[Josh Kifer]

So finally we get pictures of @Josh Kifer 's workshop!

 

[KHarp1]

Personally I find it somewhat offensive that so many of you here are so quick to start throwing around names like "serial killer." How I long to live in a world that didn't judge us, or, continually try to cast us in a negative way!

 

[Josh Kifer]

Personally I find it somewhat offensive that so many of you here are so quick to start throwing around names like "serial killer." How I long to live in a world that didn't judge us, or, continually try to cast us in a negative way!

I'm cool being the bad guy.

 

[GreekRedEye]

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Nice try.

Was the AI prompt "image of a workshop with poker chips that definitely does not look like a serial killer's dungeon?"

 

[jpietrella]

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Where are all the dildos?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Nice try.

Was the AI prompt "image of a workshop with poker chips that definitely does not look like a serial killer's dungeon?"

Well yeah. AI does everything for me. Even makes me posts.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Where are all the dildos?

Bookshelf behind me. And it's a balldo. @Sprouty is a fan.

 

[KHarp1]

Nice mullet!

 

[GreekRedEye]

Personally I find it somewhat offensive that so many of you here are so quick to start throwing around names like "serial killer." How I long to live in a world that didn't judge us, or, continually try to cast us in a negative way!

Apologies...is the preferred term "Non-exclusive Life-taker" these days? I have a hard time keeping up.

 

[Littleluck55]

I’ve had that table saved in my marketplace files. The table is pretty close to me. But, I already have 3 tables and working on cleaning out the basement. It must be a Cincinnati thing because my basement looks like this. Complete with drain in floor for blood, shower curtain and throw rug on concrete. Haha. But, it’s turning into a classy serial killer basement.

I thought the table might be one of these Amazon tables. Take out the cup holders and depending when they bought it, it might not be a huge discount. But, maybe a different table altogether?

 

[Tommy]

I thought the table might be one of these Amazon tables. Take out the cup holders and depending when they bought it, it might not be a huge discount. But, maybe a different table altogether?

No seams in the padded rail for the table in the OP. That usually means better quality.

 

[Littleluck55]

No seams in the padded rail for the table in the OP. That usually means better quality.

Now you’re just trying to talk me into getting it. Lol

 

[Machine]

I messaged earlier today, they seen the message but no reply

 

[Bacon Dad]

THE BASEMENT SERIAL KILLER POKER CLUB
43mm ceramics