Giveaway Caption Contest: Help Design My Cut Cards (2 Viewers)

[Beakertwang]

This is where every man can hold his own.

 

[Jake14mw]

How's it hangin'?

 

[AllHoosier]

Hey short stack

 

[AllHoosier]

43mm? Damn.

 

[FordPickup92]

Man did you see the knockers on that blonde

 

[Sambukan]

Shake and bake?

 

[ekricket]

This water sure is cold.

And deep too

 

[ekricket]

Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?

 

[gmunny]

Da fuq?

 

[BamaT8ter]

And deep too

I was hoping someone else would remember that old joke!

 

[moordb]

I was hoping someone else would remember that old joke!

Old? I'm not old...am I?

 

[BamaT8ter]

Old? I'm not old...am I?

I don’t know. If so, we’re in this together.

 

[djfayze]

If you go all in I’ll call.

 

[djfayze]

Did you flop the nuts?

Also: Wow! You weren’t bluffing when you said you had the nuts.

 

[djfayze]

Damn, what a wet flop.

 

[djfayze]

Nice watch.

 

[FortyMorty]

Nice watch.

Winner!

 

[FortyMorty]

Looks like a penis only smaller.

 

[danjai]

You can always rely on a good hand

 

[SJFCPK18]

Hung like a 3 year old too?

 

[jbriod]

- Shake it...don’t break it.
Or
- nice hair cut.

 

[Suited Connector]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
(Spaceballs reference)

 

[MikesDad]

This water sure is cold.

sorry,,,, duplicate

 

[blackhole]

On the size theme:
"Now I know you're the bluffing kind...'
Or
"Just don't tell the guys i'm bluffin'..."

River theme:
"Whew! River coming...."

 

[jbriod]

Just for fun:
If I Shake with my right means pocket pair. Shake with my left means I have the nutz.

 

[Ocharacato]

Turn and control the river!

 

[Blaster]

"...Hey Dude, How Do You Work This Thing??.."

 

[LotsOfChips]

"So I guess this is where all the pricks hang out..."

 

[Pinesol13]

There are some truly fantastic entries so far! Still open for more submissions, I'll post sometime tomorrow announcing the winner [Spoiler Alert: there might be two!....]

 

[djfayze]

Fingers crossed over here!