Charlie and the Chip Factory: The Movie! (5 Viewers)

[Beakertwang]

I'm planning on pitching this to my big time Hollywood movie producer friends!

I need your help with casting, plot, and other ideas.

Here's the main cast, and some initial ideas for who will play the roles:

• Willy Wonka (@David Spragg, obviously )
• Charlie
• Grandpa Joe
• Augustus Gloop (someone fat who likes food a lot, maybe even me)
• Veruca Salt
• Mike Teevee
• Violet Beauregarde
• Arthur Slugworth
• Oompa Loompas (@Anthony Martino, probably)

I'll also need about $25,000,000 for production, so PM me for my Venmo.

Let's make this happen, PCF!

 

[Santa123]

Anyone with AI video generator experience?

 

[Beakertwang]

There will be 4 golden chips sent out randomly with the last CPC orders. The holders of the golden chips will get a trip to the highly secretive CPC factory, and receive a tour of the facilities by the reclusive and eccentric @David Spragg. One fortunate visitor will be given the entire CPC empire.

I'm thinking @Josh Kifer will play either David Teevee or Arthur Slugworth.

 

[BamaT8ter]

Veruca Salt wants 8v spots.

 

[SwissChip]

Great idea!
‚Maine Case‘ could be a serie on Netflix! ; )

 

[chippitydoodah]

Count me out...I'm certain I'd be eliminated for drinking too much fizzy lifting drink and trying to bang the ooompa loopas

 

[Beakertwang]

OK, I've settled on @Tommy for the role of Slugworth.

I'm trying to find someone who embodies the wholesome and innocent nature of Charlie. Maybe @CraigT78 or @bergs?

 

[Beakertwang]

Veruca Salt wants 8v spots.

Veruca dear, you already have many marvelous THC sets.

 

[chippitydoodah]

OK, I've settled on @Tommy for the role of Slugworth.

I'm trying to find someone who embodies the wholesome and innocent nature of Charlie. Maybe @CraigT78 or @bergs?

@bergs is definitely Augustus Gloop

 

[WedgeRock]

Veruca Salt

 

[Beakertwang]

Any chance Seether wrote a song called "Veruca Salt"?

 

[Bill_Man618]

I'll also need about $25,000,000 for production, so PM me for my Venmo.

Let's make this happen, @Windwalker

FYP @Windwalker

 

[chippitydoodah]

FYP @Windwalker

Prices tripled

 

[bergs]

@bergs is definitely Augustus Gloop

Can this Augustus Gloop hammer back 12 Crown and Gingers while losing $350 at 1/2 NL over 3 hours. I didn’t fuck think so.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Veruca Salt wants 8v spots.

and she wants them NOW!

• Oompa Loompas (@Anthony Martino, probably)

Count me out...I'm certain I'd be eliminated for drinking too much fizzy lifting drink and trying to bang the ooompa loopas

Hey, lemmee know when you want to run lines

 

[chippitydoodah]

Can this Augustus Gloop hammer back 12 Crown and Gingers while losing $350 at 1/2 NL over 3 hours. I didn’t fuck think so.

Ok, so instead of a chocholate river you're seen gulping from a Crown Royal river, fall in and get sucked into the tube taking you to the mixing room where you'll be turned into a Crown & Ginger coctail.

 

[MrCatPants]

I know who should be Charlie and I can't say because I think they'd be offended. But it's 1000% clear.

 

[bergs]

Ok, so instead of a chocholate river you're seen gulping from a Crown Royal river, fall in and get sucked into the tube taking you to the mixing room where you'll be turned into a Crown & Ginger coctail.

Sounds amazing. Is there a signup list or do I just sign a waiver or what?

 

[Beakertwang]

So who's going to play Grandpa Joe?

It needs to be someone who will not lift a finger to help anyone, but will dance a jig and proclaim his love for the PCF Community when given a chance to partake in a NAGB.

 

[Darson]

So who's going to play Grandpa Joe?

Definitely Larry

 

[BamaT8ter]

Didn’t know he was a chipper.