Fugly Poker Table Thread (10 Viewers)

[luckbox]

someone please email the sellers of these fine gems and ask "so please tell us exactly what do lead based paint chips taste like?"......

 

[luckbox]

This isn't a poker table, but I had to post what can only be described as the fugliest (and creepiest) couch I've ever seen. Perhaps a nice addition to someone's farm animal themed poker room?

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bet the owner of this also owns a blowup doll !!

 

[BGinGA]

And it probably 'oinks' when you squeeze the, uh, bacon.....

 

[bivey]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/tag/5341710444.html

Whiskey Barrel Poker Table

As pictured, home made.
Padded felt top
Opens up to ice bucket
Top comes off for easy transport
Small blemish as pictured
Delivery available for additional fee.

This is perfect for the chateau!!!!

 

[Marius L]

Hahah this thread is just too funny. Please keep em coming!!

 

[BiGGyT]

Custom Poker Table and 4 stools - $950 (Monroe)
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/fuo/5376965561.html

Excellent custom made Poker table for a car guy. The base is made from wheels and the top was CNC Machine cut. Cork inserts for the cup holders. My apologies for the pics, I thought that I'd taken better photos earlier. If you need more please let me know. Let me know if any questions. Call text or email is fine. Thanks.


Seems a bit likely to tip.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Custom Poker Table and 4 stools - $950 (Monroe)
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/fuo/5376965561.html
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Excellent custom made Poker table for a car guy. The base is made from wheels and the top was CNC Machine cut. Cork inserts for the cup holders. My apologies for the pics, I thought that I'd taken better photos earlier. If you need more please let me know. Let me know if any questions. Call text or email is fine. Thanks.


Seems a bit likely to tip.

If it wasn't for the unpadded surface, it might not be a bad short-handed table for @SixSpeedFury

 

[BGinGA]

And risk of wipe-outs is always a possibility when playing at Speed.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Needs some Speed cloth obviously

 

[Thisfiendis138]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fuo/5380385117.html

 

[Thisfiendis138]

Tight heads up table... I think
https://southjersey.craigslist.org/for/5370539333.html

 

[AfterTheFact]

 

[bivey]

I love this thread

 

[bivey]

...and I'm hoping not to add to it...

 

[Strike1st]

https://flint.craigslist.org/bfs/5397643921.html

Holy Wah...there's more than one! Nine available!

 

[Poker Zombie]

https://flint.craigslist.org/bfs/5397643921.html

Holy Wah...there's more than one! Nine available!

At least he had the decency to cover the others in a burial shroud.

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

https://flint.craigslist.org/bfs/5397643921.html

Holy Wah...there's more than one! Nine available!

How can you pass up matching chairs?

 

[Stylin]

https://flint.craigslist.org/bfs/5397643921.html

Holy Wah...there's more than one! Nine available!

Wow .. just . why?

 

[abby99]

How can you pass up matching chairs?

Just hope it's a full table so you don't have to see the chairs.

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

Just hope it's a full table so you don't have to see the chairs.

You'd still have to see the table, though.

 

[dkersey]

its got to be that tainted water they are drinking in Flint to create something like that...

 

[10centguitar]

This is perfect for the chateau!!!!

that thing is actually pretty cool

 

[dkersey]

From CL, I guess if its green, that makes it a poker table...

 

[Ronoh]

The felt burns my eyes

 

[Stylin]

lol, it's actually not terrible just needs refelted.

 

[Ben]

The felt burns my eyes

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Hey, great potential to up your winrate on this table. Anytime there's a Q-J-T on the board, just motion your cards toward the center of the table and yell "broadway bitches!" and collect the pot when villain mucks.

 

[stocky]

Why??

 

[BGinGA]

That thing is almost creepy. I'd be afraid of what might be living in those burrows....

 

[Toonexile]

Why??

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Batman wants his table back

 

[Stylin]

Why??

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Gotta give him props, that rail looks like a bitch to cover.