Funny Caption Contest .... (1 Viewer)

[Blaster]

Winner gets bragging rights.

2 Photos...
Reply with the Photos & captions under them:

" You sure you could have 3 Kings of Diaamonds?"

" F*ck installing the Hourglass Mold, I'm on break."

 

[BGinGA]

"You were right.... getting those nude zombie girl cards was the best choice! I really like that hot queen of clubs....."

And just in case you think I'm kidding:

Spoiler

http://zombieportraits.com/zombie-art-zombie-pinup-playing-cards/

 

[Forty4]

@bergs and @guinness creating SOHE 10 years ago, if only the chips were empty beer bottles

 

[BukNaked36]

"You don't have to be from Omaha to get 4 cards Mr. Mellenkamp"

" Yeah baby, I can fit something 39 mm around in these sweet azz shorts"

 

[guinness]

@bergs and @guinness creating SOHE 10 years ago, if only the chips were empty beer bottles

Those guys look waay too put together to be us...

Also, All SOHE inventor awards go to @abby99

 

[MegaTon44]

Norman: Why do you get 4 cards and I only get 2?
Greg: Because you're playing Hold'Em and I'm playing Omaha
Norman: That doesn't seem fair
Greg: Shut the f*ck up, Norman

"I'm Denim Dan and I'll be your tour guide today. Hold on to your tits cuz this will be a hell of a ride"

Alternate #1
"No time for the old in-out, Love, I've just come to read the meter"

Alternate #2
"Did someone order a mustache ride?"

 

[Godzilla28]

Norman: I got a pair of Ducks?!?
Greg: Well I have what's called the Dead Man's hand so time to take off the vest, Buddy!

I'm the Uber guy...suppose to take your daughter to cheerleading practice or sum'n?

 

[Blaster]

I'm the Uber guy...suppose to take your daughter to cheerleading practice or sum'n?

That Uber guy post is a good one!

 

[Ben]

Beav: "That guy over there ain't lookin' so good. That 2-iron to the head is gonna leave a mark."
Cooter: "Whatever. Who's got 3 aces NOW, bitch???"

"Are you Jake from State Farm? Cool, I already got the room."

 

[NicholasAK]

"Fellas! Fellas! Check this... all... reds!"

25 years later, Johnny would rather have a "dime" than his $2

 

[bivey]

I think I wandered into the wrong thread.

 

[stocky]

Look the King is having a foursome with the Jacks

"what do you mean there's a problem? I don't have time for this shit I've got to check my 5 emails fuckface" - Red

 

[luckbox]

" See when I asked if you had any 8's and you said go fish, but you had an 8, i now get to bash your head in with this golf club "

"then its your turn again if your not dead"

"hi im the crossing guard at your daughter's elementary school, can cindy come out to play? and umm... is that gun loaded?"

 

[Anthony Martino]

"Dead Man's Hand, No Shit?"

**note that the guy who isn't Norman Reedus has FIVE cards in his hand, not four, look closely at his right hand......no, the other right, which is your left looking at the pic.......there ya go**

" Who ordered the Squat Cobbler?"

for reference on that see

 

[MegaTon44]

"Dead Man's Hand, No Shit?"

**note that the guy who isn't Norman Reedus has FIVE cards in his hand, not four, look closely at his right hand......no, the other right, which is your left looking at the pic.......there ya go**

" Who ordered the Squat Cobbler?"

for reference on that see

So Greg does have 5 cards in his hand, not 4. Touche. @Blaster I officially withdrawal my submission as my entire premise was based on poor attention to detail. [emoji4]