Hello, My Name is MrNoir and I'm a Chipaholic (1 Viewer)

[MrNoir]

Hello All, I'm over in Connecticut

Brightly colored pretty clay poker chips are my addiction. Not only pleasing to the eye but the sound and texture of riffling chips is as soothing as Brahm's lullaby. But I'd guess I'm preaching to the choir here, still, it's good to be among fellow members of the clay poker chip support group.


Enjoy the day
MrNoir

 

[JAFO]

Welcome. You’ve definitely come to the right (support) group.

 

[Phish1321]

Hello and welcome to PCF

 

[Tonysquander]

You have found the right group of enablers…

 

[Mike mac]

lets see your radiant reds!!

 

[MrNoir]

You have found the right group of enablers…

Oh God, I need my sponsor already to talk into dropping my checkbook, I just found the Classified section of PCF!!!

lets see your radiant reds!!

Hi... ummm, maybe I should of also said, I'm happily married. Or do you mean, you'd like to see a pic of two of the five-dollar Grand Island poker chips?

 

[bezerkus]

God grant me the serenity to accept that I can't afford those chips, courage to relabel those I can, and the wisdom to not run my fingers over the barrels of chips every time I add another to the collection.

Welcome!

 

[MrNoir]

"God grant me the serenity to accept that I can't afford those chips, courage to relabel those I can, and the wisdom to not run my fingers over the barrels of chips every time I add another to the collection." LOL, This needs to be on the banner on the home page of the PokerChipForum!

 

[Lil Tuna]

Welcome to the asylum @MrNoir. You will experience all emotions here. Buckle up and let your journey begin.
Gonna be a ride!

 

[Mike mac]

Oh God, I need my sponsor already to talk into dropping my checkbook, I just found the Classified section of PCF!!!


Hi... ummm, maybe I should of also said, I'm happily married. Or do you mean, you'd like to see a pic of two of the five-dollar Grand Island poker chips?

yes please !

 

[horseshoez]

Welcome to PCF fellow addict. Here at PCF we also use gifs to accentuate and add another level of depth, sometimes explicitness to our conversations.

What I’m trying to tell you is that you will read and see things that will dramatically warp an impressionable man’s perspective on things.

I’m also telling you this as one of the highest perpetrators of this debauchery so I can feel liberated to do as I wish and simply reply with “I told you so” when you eventually ask us to tone it down.

Welcome and enjoy the ride!

 

[Sneakygreek]

Your journey has only just begun!

 

[allforcharity]

Hello and welcome!

Support group? We tear each other apart quite regularly. See Auctions and Classifieds threads.

 

[RolloPollo]

Welcome

 

[Nedkelly]

FFS just stay out of the classifieds… pure evil

oh and welcome mate

 

[asam2006]

Welcome to PCF!

 

[asam2006]

Pron

 

[toothpic]

The bright the chip the more $$ it is usually! Welcome, you've come to the right place.

 

[BlueChipSpecial]

Welcome! Here is our 12 step program:

Step 1: Admit that you are powerless over your addiction
Step 2: Find beautiful chips
Step 3: Empty you wallet to obtain beautiful chips
Step 4: Check mailbox every 5 mins to see if beautiful chips have been delivered
Step 5: Open package and admire beautiful chips while attempting not to drool on them
Step 6: Spend hours arranging chips in preparation for their big photo shoot
Step 7: Post photos of beautiful chips to your pr0n thread of choice
Step 8: Felt beautiful chips
Step 9: Start dreaming of designing your own custom set of beautiful hips
Step 10: Spend days/weeks/months mocking up designs for custom chips
Step 11: Sell beautiful chips to bankroll beautiful custom chips
Step 12: Repeat steps 1-11

 

[MrNoir]

LOL! ok, there's a 12-step program I can walk the straight and narrow on. I don't see a cure for my poker chip lust at the end of the program. But heck, who the hell am I to question the professionals that designed the program.

 

[toothpic]

Additionally you may be working on several projects at the same time which could be in different points of the 12 (or 11) step process. On top of that custom sets you try to create from Paulsons may be edited several times by buying different chips to fit in, finding that you like something else so you sell those and buy new chips. Sometimes the sell doesn't happen before the buy or at all

 

[Josh Kifer]

Poker chips??! Gross.

 

[toothpic]

Poker chips??! Gross.

This is Josh. He helps chips find a new life with a new identity.

 

[Josh Kifer]

This is Josh. He helps chips find a new life with a new identity.

I am the founding member of the chip relocation and identity program....

 

[BlueChipSpecial]

I am the founding member of the chip relocation and identity program....

That's the most positive description of murder I think I have ever come across.

 

[Josh Kifer]

That's the most positive description of murder I think I have ever come across.

Sir. I don't murder any chips. I adjust the current outlook of said chips to be appreciated differently in the future.......

Only a positive person here. Known for how kind I am.....

 

[horseshoez]

I am the founding member of the chip relocation and identity program....

That’s not the only organization you’ve founded.

 

[MrNoir]

yes please !

Mainline, straight into the vein.