For Sale Hooker Juice - 2 Gallons from Cleveland (1 Viewer)

[Smiff]

Up for sale is two gallons of Hooker Juice from the Cleveland Horseshoe Primaries. On the left, we have "High Roller" Hooker Juice from $25, $100 and $500 denomination chips. On the right we have "Low Stakes" Hooker Chips from $1 and $5 chips. Each gallon is guaranteed to have the Hooker Juice from 500 chips. The third galon is unopened distilled water as reference to show how pure and fresh the Hooker Juice actually is.

Shipping Hooker Juice is prohibited by the USPS, UPS, FEDEX, CDC and WHO. Therefore, this sale is Pick Up Only.

PM if Interested

 

[GenghisKhan]

Barf. Omg those chips were cruddy. I would still burn them to be sure. Send the chips to me and I'll take care of it.

 

[softchewy]

I hear this stuff can kill the Zika virus can you confirm?

 

[softchewy]

Hooker Juice is prohibited

fyp

 

[Matt G]

I only buy consetrated

 

[MD Mike]

This is unbelievable. I had a thought to post this in the For Sale the other day and then I thought, "Nah, no one would think it's funny."

I was wrong. I think it's funny.

11/10, would view ad again.

 

[Marius L]

lol, good stuff

 

[softchewy]

make sure the bottles are sealed up tight as the scent will attract coyotes and drunk gamblers

 

[BGinGA]

Had to jump in here to LIKE the post just for the thread title alone. (y) :thumbsup: Will return later to read it....

 

[Tracy]

My husband had been wondering what to get me for Christmas. ....

 

[David94sc]

Is there hand soap in Cleveland?

 

[Chbyfngr]

Are you trying to flip these? Damn hooker juice flippers driving the prices up.

 

[pltrgyst]

Not particularly clever, and no class -- a bad combination.

 

[namsupak]

Are the racks included?

 

[Blaster]

1 part High End Hooker Juice
1 part Bombay Sapphire Gin
Pour over ice.
Garnish with a lime wedge and sprig of mint.

 

[Quicksilver-75]

An observation and question..im not judging but am very curious...what did you use to clean your chips and by what process..?

I notice that you have two VERY different results there from the chips described. By IME gunk is always the same grey color. So how much of that hooker juice is chip dye?

 

[Morneplaine]

An observation and question..im not judging but am very curious...what did you use to clean your chips and by what process..?

I notice that you have two VERY different results there from the chips described. By IME gunk is always the same grey color. So how much of that hooker juice is chip dye?

a lot is chip dust actually from constant shufling and racking

 

[GenghisKhan]

An observation and question..im not judging but am very curious...what did you use to clean your chips and by what process..?

I notice that you have two VERY different results there from the chips described. By IME gunk is always the same grey color. So how much of that hooker juice is chip dye?

I was thinking the same. Whenever I've cleaned chips (a lot/too many times), the gunky water always ends up the same color. I feel like your blacks must now be gray, and your reds are now light pink. :

 

[warewulf]

Dibs on the High Roller special! I'm in California. If I buy this, will you meet me half way?

 

[Hot Nuts]

Are you willing to split? If so, I'll take 6 oz of the high roller juice.

 

[moojersey]

 

[Smiff]

An observation and question..im not judging but am very curious...what did you use to clean your chips and by what process..?

I notice that you have two VERY different results there from the chips described. By IME gunk is always the same grey color. So how much of that hooker juice is chip dye?

1 Tbs TSP per cup....75 seconds - 60 chips at a time, but with a Hornaday that can hold 2 gallons. It's a big ultrasonic. The reason for the color is likely because I did 500 chips in the same water, because I had a 1 1/2 gallons in the cleaner. Had I had a small cleaner and emptied it ever 100 chips, it wouldn't have looked like this,

Chips look perfect...... no fading. They're laid out drying overnight. I'll stack em and post pics tomorrow. But Reds are Reds, Blacks are black. The gunky $500's are incredible.

 

[Quicksilver-75]

Sounds reasonable at 500 chips.

 

[softchewy]

1 Tbs TSP per cup....75 seconds - 60 chips at a time, but with a Hornaday that can hold 2 gallons. It's a big ultrasonic. The reason for the color is likely because I did 500 chips in the same water, because I had a 1 1/2 gallons in the cleaner. Had I had a small cleaner and emptied it ever 100 chips, it wouldn't have looked like this,

just an fyi.. anything above 300 chips per gallon is considered High Octane Hooker Juice. The bottle on the left looks to be Ultra Octane (500 chips and over).
Please be aware consuming Hooker Juice at Ultra Octane concentration levels may cause "pimp like" tendencies to become evident in the consumers behavior.
If you find yourself uttering phrases like "Is (insert your name here) gonna have to slap a bitch", it is recommended to discontinue use and seek the help of an unlicensed physician or shaman of your choice.

 

[DJ Mack]

Definitely watching the election returns closely. If Initiative 689 passes in California today it will be a felony to possess these with no grandfathering for existing ownership. Similar to Initiative 1695 in Washington state. Buyer beware!

As an aside - I find that with white chips, regardless of edge spot patterns the HJ has a notable purple haze. So I don't think it's dyes from the chip making up the bulk of the color in that case.