BarrieJ3
Royal Flush
- Joined
- Nov 22, 2018
- Messages
- 13,100
- Reaction score
- 28,171
- Location
- 129 West 81st Street, Apartment 5B
Y’all living in yesteryear, peep this.
“Hot Dog Roller” - yes it’s great, yes we all need one. But the HDR is only good til about 1-2 am, when people start to leave - not sober enough to deny those 1-2 last little shriveled dogs.
But it’s 3-4 am now and there’s only a couple orbits left. Any dogs left are long gone shriveled 7/11 status. Door dash has nothing open for delivery. Bagged chips or pretzels just won’t cut it.
You’re all too drunk, high, or tired to cook up something. Except - you bought a flattop just for 4 am pancake calls.
It’s a fact. Every host needs a hot dog roller, pancake griddle, and wine slushy machine.
“Hot Dog Roller” - yes it’s great, yes we all need one. But the HDR is only good til about 1-2 am, when people start to leave - not sober enough to deny those 1-2 last little shriveled dogs.
But it’s 3-4 am now and there’s only a couple orbits left. Any dogs left are long gone shriveled 7/11 status. Door dash has nothing open for delivery. Bagged chips or pretzels just won’t cut it.
You’re all too drunk, high, or tired to cook up something. Except - you bought a flattop just for 4 am pancake calls.
It’s a fact. Every host needs a hot dog roller, pancake griddle, and wine slushy machine.