I Definitely Have a Problem... (1 Viewer)

[gopherblue]

I'm on a business trip to Bermuda at the moment, and even though it's 69 degrees, sunny and just all-around-gorgeous here, with stunning golf courses and beaches...

...I am anxious to get home. Why? There is a small fedex box of chips awaiting me at my office.

WTF is wrong with me? I have serious issues.

 

[bentax1978]

WTF is wrong with me? I have serious issues.

I love chips as much as the next guy, but I have to agree, there is something wrong with you and you likely do have some serious issues

 

[phaze12]

i have to agree with bentax. issues are abundant......for all if us.

 

[courage]

Is this the double-brag thread?

*credit to @Chicken Rob

 

[Psypher1000]

I have serious issues.

Allow me to assist by taking either the trips or the chips off your hands. Either one, really. Your choice.

 

[gopherblue]

Is this the double-brag thread?

*credit to @Chicken Rob

Touché...I'm a humblebraggart.

 

[bentax1978]

Is this the double-brag thread?

*credit to @Chicken Rob

Turns out when reading posts on a small phone screen, "double-brag" looks a lot like "douche-bag". I must be jealous, or should I say, double-jealous.

 

[MillyS]

Allow me to assist by taking either the trips or the chips off your hands. Either one, really. Your choice.

I am willing to offer the same solutions,

 

[gopherblue]

Turns out when reading posts on a small phone screen, "double-brag" looks a lot like "douche-bag".

I think that may have been @courage's intention. And I deserve it.

 

[bentax1978]

I think that may have been @courage's intention. And I deserve it.

I'm sure it was. I just read it as straight up douchebag the first time I read it and thought it was a little harsh, whether true or not

 

[courage]

I think that may have been @courage's intention. And I deserve it.

lol, nope, that's giving me a lot of credit. Enjoy the trip, looks gorgeous there! Chips will be awaiting your triumphant return.

 

[slisk250]

small.......box.....

What? No comprendo...

 

[bentax1978]

small box

What? No comprendo...

It's not the size of your box..... oh wait, I think I'm mixing this up with something else.

 

[links_slayer]

nice problem to have tho...amirite?

 

[gopherblue]

Well, they do say that the first step is admitting you have a problem.



...The second step is saying "to hell with it" and buying more chips.

 

[RowdyRawhide]

Well while this threads going you may as well post more Bermuda pics......they almost rival live stacks thread.....almost

 

[pltrgyst]

Best of both worlds department: It's sunny and 82 here, played three hours of tennis today, and six FRBs arrived.

I believe that's a triple-brag. :

Y'all retire down here to Florida, y'hear? (Just ignore the shitty politics...)

 

[Chicken Rob]

This past winter was supposed to be my first winter in FL. Instead I spent it in the hospital.

 

[gopherblue]

It's not the size of your box..... oh wait, I think I'm mixing this up with something else.

It's not a big box, but it is mighty.

 

[pltrgyst]

This past winter was supposed to be my first winter in FL. Instead I spent it in the hospital.

Let's hope next winter is better!

 

[tommythecat]

Well, they do say that the first step is admitting you have a problem.



...The second step is saying "to hell with it" and buying more chips.

The only real solution is to order more chips while you are in Bermuda. That way you get the satisfaction of knowing you have chips waiting for you as well as the ability to lie on the beach dreaming about the chips that are now on their way.

 

[Strike1st]

What....no chip harvesting opportunities in Bermuda?

 

[gopherblue]

What....no chip harvesting opportunities in Bermuda?

None. No casinos.



Yet.

 

[bivey]

Turns out when reading posts on a small phone screen, "double-brag" looks a lot like "douche-bag". I must be jealous, or should I say, double-jealous.

Or should you say you're a douche bag? Sorry, small screen.

 

[gopherblue]

Well...good news and bad news...

 

[bentax1978]

Well...good news and bad news...

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I hope the bad news is just that you're back in NY.

 

[spikeithard]

Definite first world problems itt