New here, roulette player looking for the 'introduce yourself' thread. (2 Viewers)

[joe_croupier]

Hi there

I'm new here i was just looking for somewhere to introduce myself so here i am, i play roulette and know this is a poker forum but i'm looking into learning more about poker which i know not too much about atm.

I've been playing roulette since i was a kid and invented lots of strategies that actually work in the long run, which most believe impossible, it's not.


joe

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

You found it, the thread you should introduce yourself in! Welcome, sounds great, I hope your roulette strategies beat the house and you become incredibly wealthy and then you publish a book on the mathematics and become a best-selling author with truckloads of cheese. Not metaphorical cheese, actual cheese, you could buy any kind you want and you should because you've beaten roulette.

 

[joe_croupier]

You found it, the thread you should introduce yourself in! Welcome, sounds great, I hope your roulette strategies beat the house and you become incredibly wealthy and then you publish a book on the mathematics and become a best-selling author with truckloads of cheese. Not metaphorical cheese, actual cheese, you could buy any kind you want and you should because you've beaten roulette.

lol, roulette is easy buddy, i spun my 1st wheel when i was 8, went to my 1st casino at 11 and got trained to be a croupier at 25, it's pretty much in my blood but i don't bet like the average joe, i bet different, more like observations rather that stupid strategies what always take your money in the end.

Thanks for the warm welcome cheese man

 

[Fran]

Welcome to PCF !

 

[joe_croupier]

Welcome to PCF !

thank u fran

 

[allforcharity]

Hello and welcome!

Are you looking to upgrade equipment? I know @T_Chan has a full-size wheel for sale. Occasionally @TheChipRoom has whole roulette hipsters for sale from closed-out or rebranding casinos.

 

[joe_croupier]

Hello and welcome!

Are you looking to upgrade equipment? I know @T_Chan has a full-size wheel for sale. Occasionally @TheChipRoom has whole roulette hipsters for sale from closed-out or rebranding casinos.

No i'm good thanks, i have my own small table does the job.

I know where to come if i hear anyone wants one tho thxs

 

[allforcharity]

No i'm good thanks, i have my own small table does the job.

I know where to come if i hear anyone wants one tho thxs

I got my own setup, too

 

[inapinch]

Hi Joe, welcome!

 

[joe_croupier]

@allforcharity very nice man, never seen a james bond themed one lol

Miss money penny takes on a whole new meaning now

 

[joe_croupier]

Hi Joe, welcome!

hi thxs

 

[digirati]

Welcome to PCF!

 

[upNdown]

I've been playing roulette since i was a kid and invented lots of strategies that actually work in the long run, which most believe impossible, it's not.

Of course it’s impossible. But if you’ve figured out a way to slow your losses, good for you.
Welcome aboard.

 

[Just1Better]

Hello and welcome!

 

[Tonysquander]

Welcome to PCF!

 

[joe_croupier]

Of course it’s impossible. But if you’ve figured out a way to slow your losses, good for you.
Welcome aboard.

it's not impossible, One of my strategies has been ranked number 1 over 100 more strategies around the net, it's been there for months now and the guy who tested it says he thinks it might be impossible to beat.

It depends how you look at it .. i have figured a way to lose less. I've also figured out a way to win more.

I've figured a way to nearly eliminate martingale bet progressions with insurance bets ... I don't believe in luck, I believe you make your own.

Breaking patterns number 1

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

it's not impossible, One of my strategies has been ranked number 1 over 100 more strategies around the net, it's been there for months now and the guy who tested it says he thinks it might be impossible to beat.

It depends how you look at it .. i have figured a way to lose less. I've also figured out a way to win more.

I've figured a way to nearly eliminate martingale bet progressions with insurance bets ... I don't believe in luck, I believe you make your own.





Breaking patterns number 1

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Okay, I'll bite while finishing coffee. I'm sure you've done more work than you're showing but we just have some screenies. The "I believe you make your own" is working against you, sounds like something out of a corny movie.


When we cite a ranking we usually say who set that ranking and what its based on. I've ranked all the people who live in my neighborhood and I've been #1 since I moved in. My neighbor tested it and said I'm impossible to beat. Is TRM the ranker? So you and one other mook (who is the ranker?) have the top 20 strategies in the world? That's tough to believe since lots of mathematicians have beat this to death. What's your credentials? Other than gambling since you were a kid, many people with that pedigree just end up with alimony. No, you don't need a degree to be successful in this type of analysis but it helps avoid pitfalls and misunderstandings and gives more credence to your numbers.

When you show a screengrab of lots of different columns without talking about what it means, its nothing, its Terrance Howard on a podcast saying he fixed math and the academic community is wrong. You're proposing that you've statistically beaten something that no one else has; that's okay, but it will take lots of backing evidence. Obviously I'd love to learn it to print money but I have a suspicion that it doesn't work.

WP, win percentage? I don't like that we have 13 99.00%s listed. If we're crunching numbers its not great to have that many be exactly the same in the top 20, this isn't a trivia score, just wondering how these are rounded. What is column "A"?

 

[Machine]

Welcome!
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Roulette is my favorite casino game

 

[joe_croupier]

Okay, I'll bite while finishing coffee. I'm sure you've done more work than you're showing but we just have some screenies. The "I believe you make your own" is working against you, sounds like something out of a corny movie.


When we cite a ranking we usually say who set that ranking and what its based on. I've ranked all the people who live in my neighborhood and I've been #1 since I moved in. My neighbor tested it and said I'm impossible to beat. Is TRM the ranker? So you and one other mook (who is the ranker?) have the top 20 strategies in the world? That's tough to believe since lots of mathematicians have beat this to death. What's your credentials? Other than gambling since you were a kid, many people with that pedigree just end up with alimony. No, you don't need a degree to be successful in this type of analysis but it helps avoid pitfalls and misunderstandings and gives more credence to your numbers.

When you show a screengrab of lots of different columns without talking about what it means, its nothing, its Terrance Howard on a podcast saying he fixed math and the academic community is wrong. You're proposing that you've statistically beaten something that no one else has; that's okay, but it will take lots of backing evidence. Obviously I'd love to learn it to print money but I have a suspicion that it doesn't work.

WP, win percentage? I don't like that we have 13 99.00%s listed. If we're crunching numbers its not great to have that many be exactly the same in the top 20, this isn't a trivia score. Are these rounded and ranked according to trailing values we can't see? What is column "A"?

wow ok

ermmm where do i start, no i'm not the ranker, no I'm not trm, ermmmm no no no lol

sorry man, i'm not here to be interviewed like a criminal liar, care to minimise your question down and i'll try to answer it.



"The "I believe you make your own" is working against you, sounds like something out of a corny movie."

?? i though we all make our own luck in life ?? the tables no different in my experience as a trained croupier << "What's your credentials?"

 

[joe_croupier]

Welcome!
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Roulette is my favorite casino game

Same here buddy, it's got more things to do other than wait for a card to be dealt and hope for the best ... roulette's a skill not a chance

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

wow ok

ermmm where do i start, no i'm not the ranker, no I'm not trm, ermmmm no no no lol

sorry man, i'm not here to be interviewed like a criminal liar, care to minimise your question down and i'll try to answer it.



"The "I believe you make your own" is working against you, sounds like something out of a corny movie."

?? i though we all make our own luck in life ?? the tables no different in my experience as a trained croupier << "What's your credentials?"

I didn't say you were TRM. Good luck! I sincerely hope you've successfully beat the system.

 

[doublebooyah85]

I’m a fan of single 0 roulette. Make sure you buy in deep and stay below ur threshold. I treat it like a NL turbo tourney. 3-4 double ups and I’m out. I play the same 8 numbers every spin. Press your wins for progressive wins…

 

[joe_croupier]

Teaser:

Any symmetrical pattern in the history will end, like r,bb,r,bb,r,bb,r,bb has to end, it's just a matter of time, you can have many symmetrical patterns on top of each like r,b,r,b,r,b,r,b which could also be o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o, which could also be h,l,l,h,l,l,h,l,l,h,l,l,

Finding these ordered patterns in a sea of chaotic random numbers is easy when you look for them.

Fun fact: the more complex the symmetrical pattern is the sooner it will end, the most basic common symmetrical pattern would be a streak of 1/1's which i would never bet against for the reason we all know why.

I didn't say you were TRM. Good luck! I sincerely hope you've successfully beat the system.

bye then enjoy ur day

I’m a fan of single 0 roulette. Make sure you buy in deep and stay below ur threshold. I treat it like a NL turbo tourney. 3-4 double ups and I’m out. I play the same 8 numbers every spin. Press your wins for progressive wins…

Insurance bets will help eliminate the martingale progressions, a simple example would be hitting the highs and placing a chip on 1st dozen just to get a push, the amount of times a push has saved my progressions from getting outta control is insane.

 

[joe_croupier]

Dozens don't like to bounce from one to the other like 1stD 2ndD 1stD 2ndD 1stD 2ndD etc etc unlike a red black chop.

I've never seen it bounce/chop from one to another more than 8 times ... test it, it'll blow your mind.

 

[Tommy]

So what kind of poker chips are you interested in ?

 

[doublebooyah85]

Teaser:

Any symmetrical pattern in the history will end, like r,bb,r,bb,r,bb,r,bb has to end, it's just a matter of time, you can have many symmetrical patterns on top of each like r,b,r,b,r,b,r,b which could also be o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o, which could also be h,l,l,h,l,l,h,l,l,h,l,l,

Finding these ordered patterns in a sea of chaotic random numbers is easy when you look for them.

Fun fact: the more complex the symmetrical pattern is the sooner it will end, the most basic common symmetrical pattern would be a streak of 1/1's which i would never bet against for the reason we all know why.

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bye then enjoy ur day


Insurance bets will help eliminate the martingale progressions, a simple example would be hitting the highs and placing a chip on 1st dozen just to get a push, the amount of times a push has saved my progressions from getting outta control is insane.

@BigSlick4523 talks your language

 

[rustycheerio]

that's rad.
@joe_croupier i'm sure you've seen them adding zeros, can you beat the triple zero wheel?

 

[BigSlick4523]

@BigSlick4523 talks your language

If you knew what I know you would also speak that Language lol

 

[joe_croupier]

@BigSlick4523 talks your language

ok cool, i've only ever met a few ha ha ! taught many tho

If you knew what I know you would also speak that Language lol

lol i feel like i'm falling into a trap

What are we talking here ? laws of maths ??

 

[doublebooyah85]