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Seeking Alpha Social Club
4 of a Kind
Not sure why...but this shit makes me laugh. 
Kyle
Full House
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
HI-YOOOOO!
buzzmonkey
Flush
The other day the doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. When I asked why he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
buzzmonkey
Flush
What's the difference between a golf ball and a g spot? A man will never stop looking for a g spot.
Seeking Alpha Social Club
4 of a Kind
I was going to say....."a man will look for a golf ball."
redeagle
3 of a Kind
Both work. This is better!! Haha.
Klobberer
Full House
How many mosquitos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two, but I don't know they get in there.
Only two, but I don't know they get in there.
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
Do these have to be poker related? Saw this one and thought it was pretty funny.
Guy walks into a bar, spots a hot girl, goes up and asks if he can buy her a drink.
Girl: No, it's bad for my legs.
Guy: Why, does it make them swell?
Girl: No, it makes them spread.
Guy walks into a bar, spots a hot girl, goes up and asks if he can buy her a drink.
Girl: No, it's bad for my legs.
Guy: Why, does it make them swell?
Girl: No, it makes them spread.
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Suzi comes skipping home from school, and says "Mommy, Mommy, we learned to count today, and the other girls could only count to five, but I counted all the way to seven!"
That's Great, said Mommy.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"Yes Suzi, it's because you're blonde. "
The next day, Suzi comes skipping home from school.....
" Mommy, we did the alphabet, and the other girls made to letter "D", but I did to "G", ....... is it because I'm blonde?.....
"Yes it's 'cause you're blonde."
The next day Suzi comes skipping home, " Mommy Mommy, in the gym locker room, all the girls showed their flat chests, but I have these Two bigger ones, ..is it 'cause I'm blonde?
"No Suzi , it's because you are 25.
That's Great, said Mommy.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"Yes Suzi, it's because you're blonde. "
The next day, Suzi comes skipping home from school.....
" Mommy, we did the alphabet, and the other girls made to letter "D", but I did to "G", ....... is it because I'm blonde?.....
"Yes it's 'cause you're blonde."
The next day Suzi comes skipping home, " Mommy Mommy, in the gym locker room, all the girls showed their flat chests, but I have these Two bigger ones, ..is it 'cause I'm blonde?
"No Suzi , it's because you are 25.
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ekricket
Royal Flush
Little Johnny was playing with matches in the barn one day and caught it on fire and it burned completely to the ground.
His mom was enraged, but all she said was “wait till your father gets home and you will be punished severely!”
Little Johnny just grinned and smiled, because he knew his dad was in the barn.
His mom was enraged, but all she said was “wait till your father gets home and you will be punished severely!”
Little Johnny just grinned and smiled, because he knew his dad was in the barn.
A few years back, the router went out and the kids were complaining they had nothing to do.
I explained that I once went over 20 years without internet service.
I explained that I once went over 20 years without internet service.
buzzmonkey
Flush
A man calls his lawyer and someone answers.
"Hello, law office of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz."
"I'd like to speak to Mr. Schwartz please."
"Sorry, he's at lunch right now."
"May I please speak to Mr. Schwartz then?"
"I'm afraid Mr. Schwartz is out sick today."
"Could I talk to Mr. Schwartz?"
"He's currently in with a client."
"What about Mr. Schwartz?"
"Speaking, how can I help you?"
"Hello, law office of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz."
"I'd like to speak to Mr. Schwartz please."
"Sorry, he's at lunch right now."
"May I please speak to Mr. Schwartz then?"
"I'm afraid Mr. Schwartz is out sick today."
"Could I talk to Mr. Schwartz?"
"He's currently in with a client."
"What about Mr. Schwartz?"
"Speaking, how can I help you?"
Anyone hear any good jokes that they would like to tell?
What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks?
Your Mom cant take a joke
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