5 years in prison for Christian Lusardi
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/man-brought-fake-chips-poker-144443876.html
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/man-brought-fake-chips-poker-144443876.html
Crime doesn't pay, unless you work on Wall Street.
I would have made a lousy judge. My sentence would of included:
- $500,000 fine for damaging poker's reputation
- a fine to cover replacing all Borgata tournament chips
- Crime of a second degree (intent to steal $75,000 or more) 5-10 years, and a fine not to double the amount of loss to the victim. I'd not throw the book at him (he plead guilty), but 30% to mid-range would be fair - 6 1/2 years, plus the tournament losses.
- $10,000 fine for toilet/plumbing damages
- $50,000 fine mental anguish to each hotel tenant that has shit water dripping on them from his flushing fiasco.
- $1,000,000 fine for mistreatment of a quality poker chip. Ok, this one's excessive. F him.
Hold up - he has to pay ~$450K in restitution for lost revenue to the Borg....but didn't the Borg stiff the players in the tournament? There was a long link about this on 2+2 that I can't find at work (lolproxy) but if I'm right this actually worked out for the Borgata.
Hold up - he has to pay ~$450K in restitution for lost revenue to the Borg....but didn't the Borg stiff the players in the tournament? There was a long link about this on 2+2 that I can't find at work (lolproxy) but if I'm right this actually worked out for the Borgata.
He was still smart enough to pull off the "heist" with those sorry-looking replicas. I mean, really, who didn't get tilty on dirty stacks when they were all the same denom?
The real crime is that all the old chips have been replaced with new ones, and the old chips are probably dust.