Greykin
3 of a Kind
In...the...yoooooo-nee-verrrrrse! That is, if you're new to this poker chip rabbit hole and trying to figure out what's what.
So you've done a bunch of reading, and you're absolutely blown away by how many people here on PCF shoot bazooka-wads of cash out their asses. But what does this mean, and how can this be? And are you too destined for colo-rectal ejection of the contents of your bank account?
My friend, long before you get hugged in the face with that particular metal folding chair of sick, you probably need to figure out if clay chips are even worth it for you. The answer could very well be "Da fuq is wrong with you people?!"
--Do I even remember what actual casino chips look/feel/sound like?
Ohhhhh yeah...these Jack Cincinnati's will be your huckleberry!
--Ok, so how close do China Clays actually get to casino chips?
BAM! Emeril Legasse loves the taste of these Dunes tributes! (wait, what?)
--Alright, but I really love the graphics on ceramics...but are they too plasticky?
Tiki Kings say "Hush yo mouth child!"
--So Paulson's aren't sold to the public anymore, and people love/hate CPCs because they're clay but also different. WTF does that even mean?
Stinky Wizzleteats says that Key West chips are why he wrote Happy Happy Joy Joy. He'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
--And what about plaques? They look cool as hell but are they worth the price?
Majestic plaques love you long time GI. Soul brother too beaucoup!
If you were a leaf on the wind, collecting the answers to these questions yourself would cost $112 plus transport from multiple outposts across the verse. (And that doesn't even include the lessons for grandma from by Mr. Wizzleteats!)
$85 shipped [CONUS] - Paypal FF or Venmo accepted
*priority given to newer/newish members of PCF
So you've done a bunch of reading, and you're absolutely blown away by how many people here on PCF shoot bazooka-wads of cash out their asses. But what does this mean, and how can this be? And are you too destined for colo-rectal ejection of the contents of your bank account?
My friend, long before you get hugged in the face with that particular metal folding chair of sick, you probably need to figure out if clay chips are even worth it for you. The answer could very well be "Da fuq is wrong with you people?!"
--Do I even remember what actual casino chips look/feel/sound like?
Ohhhhh yeah...these Jack Cincinnati's will be your huckleberry!
--Ok, so how close do China Clays actually get to casino chips?
BAM! Emeril Legasse loves the taste of these Dunes tributes! (wait, what?)
--Alright, but I really love the graphics on ceramics...but are they too plasticky?
Tiki Kings say "Hush yo mouth child!"
--So Paulson's aren't sold to the public anymore, and people love/hate CPCs because they're clay but also different. WTF does that even mean?
Stinky Wizzleteats says that Key West chips are why he wrote Happy Happy Joy Joy. He'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
--And what about plaques? They look cool as hell but are they worth the price?
Majestic plaques love you long time GI. Soul brother too beaucoup!
If you were a leaf on the wind, collecting the answers to these questions yourself would cost $112 plus transport from multiple outposts across the verse. (And that doesn't even include the lessons for grandma from by Mr. Wizzleteats!)
$85 shipped [CONUS] - Paypal FF or Venmo accepted
*priority given to newer/newish members of PCF