Silly jokes (2 Viewers)

[4SUMERZ]

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?





Follow the fresh prints.

 

[EmptyPocs]

What’s the difference between an Owl, a Fish, and a Piano?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

Baahahaha.

and the owl?
(maybe the real punch line is coming...it never did, did it?)

 

[Coyote]

-"Doctor, I 'm being ignored".
-"Next!"

 

[Nine_high]

What does The Rock do when he has to pee?

Spoiler

He Dwaynes his Johnson

 

[BonScot]

- Doctor I think I’ve got Tom Jones syndrome.

- It’s not unusual.

 

[Anthony Martino]

 

[Beakertwang]

Well, it turns out my autobiography is not selling very well.

Story of my life.

 

[Beakertwang]

What do you call it when someone doesn’t want Jamaicans moving into their neighborhood?

Spoiler

Rastanearianism

 

[Mr Winberg]

So I write an autobiography, but I haven't sold a single copy.

The story of my life.

 

[BonScot]

So I write an autobiography, but I haven't sold a single copy.

The story of my life.

You should have read @Beakertwang ’s autobiography (2 posts up)

 

[Beakertwang]

You should have read @Beakertwang ’s autobiography (2 posts up)

@Mr Winberg and I may have watched the same show.

 

[Mr Winberg]

You should have read @Beakertwang ’s autobiography (2 posts up)

Sh#t!!

@Mr Winberg and I may have watched the same show.

Actually, a friend sent me it. Maybe he watched it?

 

[Beakertwang]

Sh#t!!


Actually, a friend sent me it. Maybe he watched it?

Possibly. I saw it on Last One Laughing Ireland. A bunch of comedians in a room all day, trying to be the last one to laugh. They’ve got versions from several different countries. It’s pretty great.

 

[chippitydoodah]

What do you call a duck on drugs?

Spoiler

a quackhead

 

[Beakertwang]

A lady in my neighborhood keeps begging me to take her hunting for mushrooms.

She’s really attractive, but I only date women with morels.

 

[casinochipper22]

I saw a chicken in the gym the other day. My trainer said "oh it's fine. He just works on his pecks"

 

[Anthony Martino]

USA USA USA!

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Mr Winberg]

I literally just thought of this one. It's horrible, but here we go:

- "The casino's webpage says that you have to wait 11 minutes and 30 seconds before you get a seat at the poker table...?"

- "Yeah, so...?"

- "But why 11.5?"

Spoiler: Drumroll

- "Because 11.5 is the official casino wait!"

 

[Poker Zombie]

I literally just thought of this one. It's horrible, but here we go:

- "The casino's webpage says that you have to wait 11 minutes and 30 seconds before you get a seat at the poker table...?"

- "Yeah, so...?"

- "But why 11.5?"

Spoiler: Drumroll

- "Because 11.5 is the official casino wait!"

I literally laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds

 

[Anthony Martino]

 

[Saoliver]

Have you all heard about the new corduroy pillows?


They're making headlines.

 

[Klobberer]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but I don't know how you get them in there.

 

[matthewb]

What color does a rock turn when you throw it in the lake?

Bloop.

 

[Klobberer]

Have you ever smelled moth balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?