Was she withholding other things you could touch if you touched the chips first?Mine arrived today. I would post a pic of them but my other half saw they arrived, and she says I will be allowed to touch them sometime in the future ......... (Damnit why does the mail have to get delivered before I get home?)
Also, I super-quickly skimmed what you wrote initially, and thought your other "half saw", like some sort of power tool I'd never heard of, had arrived too, at first...