A bunch of Scrub Donkeys (7 Viewers)

[Beakertwang]

^ Three sentences. Reading is fundamental.

But very possibly true, even though he cleverly didn't use the term 'degenerate' in his rant.

I’ll use as many sentences as I desire, for I am above the law.

 

[Zmasterben]

Not a knuckle hot dog, though, amirite?

I don't know what knuckle hot dog is innuendo for, but I know I don't want it.

 

[WedgeRock]

I’ll use as many sentences as I desire, for I am above the law.

Drokk it!

 

[Outkicked]

Did someone say $2 Paulsons!

 

[JMC9389]

Someone needs to make custom Scrub Donkey chips. Group buy, anyone?

 

[Hornet]

In

 

[Outkicked]

Someone needs to make custom Scrub Donkey chips. Group buy, anyone?

Only if it’s between $2-$5 per chip sorry couldn’t help myself

 

[JMC9389]

Only if it’s between $2-$5 per chip sorry couldn’t help myself

Only if they're Paulson quality and official casino weight as well.

 

[cpac54]

For the record, a hot dog is definitely NOT a sandwich.

#changemymind

 

[1A25R]

I think that Hammer and classy-eye are not the same person as one is selling $0 cash value chips for $5.50

 

[Chaboudy]

Scrubby

 

[Legend5555]

I'm most likely in for Scrub Donkey merchandise. Is this going to become the site mascot?

Edit: Bad swipe typing issues

 

[joepro]

 

[TheWhiteJZ]

Wow, I missed an interesting few days. This is beyond words. Lol

 

[Blacksox1]

Thread delivers. Thanks OP

 

[Highli99]

I think you might be getting at something. I told my wife that someone posted this music video and she asked “was he looking for a boyfriend?” I said “I’m not sure, probably not. But is that what scrub means?”

She confirmed that a “scrub” is a bad boyfriend who lives in his moms basement and doesn’t take his girlfriend out for nice dates at fancy restaurants.

While most of us spend a lot of time in basements, we usually don’t live in them and if we do they are usually ours. And most of us married and probably don’t take girlfriends on dates at all. So I think this insult is just not sticking.

Maybe one day OP will come back and further explain?

 

[aaronroch]

I would so be in for a Scrub Donkey dealer button and t-shirt set.

 

[MrCatPants]

I'm sad he never came back to look at the responses

 

[Changster]

I'm sad he never came back to look at the responses

I’m sure he did, just under his normal account.

 

[SunRA]

Welcome! If you want a great deal on chips, check these out, can't go wrong for like 50 cents a chip with lots of history!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Rounders-S...200117?hash=item3d9153e775:g:k8oAAOSwfmddUIsh

As soon as I read his chip screed I immediately thought of this eBay seller! It's gotta be him right?

 

[HMK]

Someone needs to make custom Scrub Donkey chips. Group buy, anyone?

Haha, my first thought when i read this thread was that scrub donkeys actually sounds like a pretty cool chip. I'm Seriously considering doing that as an inlay for some matsui chips i bought.

 

[toynoob]

Haha, my first thought when i read this thread was that scrub donkeys actually sounds like a pretty cool chip. I'm Seriously considering doing that as an inlay for some matsui chips i bought. View attachment 326625

Get them, take pics and offer to sell them to the eBay guy.

 

[Saoliver]

Haha, my first thought when i read this thread was that scrub donkeys actually sounds like a pretty cool chip. I'm Seriously considering doing that as an inlay for some matsui chips i bought. View attachment 326625

I love it. But in tiny "fine print" it needs to say "For mediocre poker winnings only" or "Cannot cash back out for my money."

 

[Jeff]

“Bum puppet scrub donkeys” may be too much for an inlay?

 

[cpac54]

“Bum puppet scrub donkeys” may be too much for an inlay?

I figure "Scrub Donkeys" for the cash set and "Bum Puppets" for the tournament chips?

 

[Zmasterben]

Sorry but I refuse to purchase any scrub donkey chips not designed by @BonScot

 

[HMK]

I love it. But in tiny "fine print" it needs to say "For mediocre poker winnings only" or "Cannot cash back out for my money."

 

[MaxB]

ship it!

 

[JMC9389]

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Shut up and take my money

 

[JMC9389]

Can we please make these with the next Matsui order @liftapint ?