Coming Soon: a dazzling opportunity on the Blackest of Fridays...! (2 Viewers)

[saleen121212]

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this fits

You can tell from the teaser pic the label is white also

 

[WedgeRock]

And no birds sing.

 

[allforcharity]

And no birds sing.

Oh, I'll be singing soon enough.

 

[jbriod]

Another possible hint:
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Last time I saw a crate like this was in an Indiana Jones movie...Hope this one doesn't melt my face off...and only melt my wallet? lol

 

[Legend5555]

My Googlefu and Chipguidefu could not come to any good conclusions assuming these are indeed S2 BJs from Louisiana.

 

[allforcharity]

Last time I saw a crate like this was in an Indiana Jones movie...Hope this one doesn't melt my face off...and only melt my wallet? lol

Prepare your wallet to be melted (though how melted depends on you, can be a little bit melted or completely discorporated))

 

[saleen121212]

Prepare your wallet to be melted (though how melted depends on you, can be a little bit melted or completely discorporated))

SHOW US THE CHIPS SO WE CAN MORTGAGE OUR HOUSE A HEAD OF TIME

 

[allforcharity]

SHOW US THE CHIPS SO WE CAN MORTGAGE OUR HOUSE A HEAD OF TIME

Mortgage your house? No need to be so drastic/dramatic. Maybe just sell your spleen, part of your liver, or one kidney (assuming you have two). Even scrub donkeys with modest winnings (that's me) will be able to afford some incredibly beautiful stuff!

 

[FordPickup92]

Mortgage your house? No need to be so drastic/dramatic. Maybe just sell your spleen, part of your liver, or one kidney (assuming you have two). Even scrub donkeys with modest winnings (that's me) will be able to afford some incredibly beautiful stuff!

And for those of us who forgo meals and some of lifes major amenities to fund chips?

 

[allforcharity]

And for those of us who forgo meals and some of lifes major amenities to fund chips?

Then you're crazy. But that also makes you my kind of crazy. I wouldn't say you could swim in the chips you might purchase, but you definitely could bathe in them. Or be buried in them.

 

[RichMahogany]

And for those of us who forgo meals for some of lifes major amenities; chips?

Fixed that for you

 

[FordPickup92]

Then you're crazy. But that also makes you my kind of crazy. I wouldn't say you could swim in the chips you might purchase, but you definitely could bathe in them. Or be buried in them.

Against many peoples opinions I will probably be buried with my chips lol

Fixed that for you

Oh yes I see that, better! LOL

 

[saleen121212]

How many denoms are there total?

 

[Himewad]

Mortgage your house? No need to be so drastic/dramatic. Maybe just sell your spleen, part of your liver, or one kidney (assuming you have two). Even scrub donkeys with modest winnings (that's me) will be able to afford some incredibly beautiful stuff!

I do have an extra kidney that is just sitting there … hmmmmm

 

[Thomacetti]

I do have an extra kidney that is just sitting there … hmmmmm

Most of us do....that's why the kidney market isn't any good.
The single and/or vital organs....that's where the money is.

 

[allforcharity]

How many denoms are there total?

I can tell you this. There are 6 denoms.

 

[FordPickup92]

I can tell you this. There are 6 denoms.

Ermagerd fracs please

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

 

[saleen121212]

I can tell you this. There are 6 denoms.

1, 2.50, 5, 25, 100, and 500?

 

[FordPickup92]

Possibly, maybe, small chance.

 

[davin]

I can tell you this. There are 6 denoms.

Is it just plastic chips

 

[FordPickup92]

Is it just plastic chips

Jeez, buzz kill

LOL

 

[allforcharity]

1, 2.50, 5, 25, 100, and 500?

It's not 0.33, 3.1415926536, 7, 42, 88 and 666.

 

[Josh Kifer]

It's not 0.33, 3.14159276536, 7, 42, 88 and 666.

Dibs on all 666 chips.

 

[bigdonkey]

Dibs on all 666 chips.

Are we talking about denoms or demons here?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Are we talking about denoms or demons here?

Both. And it's going to be hell to get me to sell them for a reasonable price....

 

[bigdonkey]

Both. And it's going to be hell to get me to sell them for a reasonable price....

They're only going to cost you your (troll)soul.

 

[Josh Kifer]

They're only going to cost you your (troll)soul.

I have no soullllllll... These are perfect for meeee

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

 

[Josh Kifer]

They're only going to cost you your (troll)soul.