Ah, the life of a poker chip collector and maker—where joy comes in the form of endless stacks of clay discs, each set more essential than the last. It starts innocently enough, a casual hobby, but soon spirals into a black hole of financial ruin and regret. One minute, you’re admiring a vintage set from the 1960s, the next thing, you’re convincing yourself that a custom-made, gold-foil inlay design is a “necessary investment.” And why? Because your universe might implode if you don’t own every possible color combination of a poker chip known to mankind. Sure, you don’t need it, but need is for people who can’t continue, need is for losers, you have to want it to succeed.
Let’s not forget the sheer thrill of constantly chasing the perfect set—a pursuit destined to never end. There you are, surrounded by boxes and trays, each new set promising to be “the one” that finally completes the collection. But the dark truth? There’s always another must-have release just around the corner, pulling you deeper into the abyss. Friends stop calling, bank accounts dwindle, and your living room looks more like a casino than a home. But, hey, at least you’ll be ready if the world suddenly decides to turn poker night into a global sport.
What’s that? Another limited edition set? Well, looks like family time is overrated anyway, let me get you my paypal account info so I can purchase 2 of those limited sets, one for me and the second set for me, just in case I need it, or rather, in case I want it later on...