Fugly Poker Table Thread (21 Viewers)

[TKEUofM]

I'm more offended by the carpet in the garage than the table.........

 

[Beakertwang]

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It's kind of like when I see a scantily-clad trashy woman with big boobs. I know I shouldn't find her attractive, but sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants.

 

[Mike mac]

this has got to be the winner

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

this has got to be the winner

There's a whole lot to process in that pic...

 

[Riddler409]

Haha! I saw this one too! I bet their cards slide right off the table!

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

this has got to be the winner

"I want a table to play poker on but its gotta be 400 lbs and also works for flip cup AND bible study."
"Say no more, got you fam."

 

[Suited Connector]

this has got to be the winner

Hopefully that lamp is a permanent fixture on the table. Won't be hard pitching cards around that if you're in one of the triangle seats.

 

[Mike mac]

it even has LED light strip!!!!

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/141215660548117/?mibextid=dXMIcH

Custom. One of a kind.

 

[allforcharity]

this has got to be the winner

I don't understand anything that's happening about this table. Truly, the mind boggles.

 

[allforcharity]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/141215660548117/?mibextid=dXMIcH

Custom. One of a kind.
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This totally sucks. If there ever were a way of objectively measuring suckiness, this would surely be off the scale. Maybe even nightmare material.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/141215660548117/?mibextid=dXMIcH

Custom. One of a kind.
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Can someone please find this and burn it. Then there will be zero of a kind.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Can someone please find this and burn it. Then there will be zero of a kind.

 

[bigdonkey]

Hopefully that lamp is a permanent fixture on the table. Won't be hard pitching cards around that if you're in one of the triangle seats.

The triangles are the bases of pyramids (not pictured) that teleport cards from one end of the table to the other.

 

[chipinla]

What an amazing custom rail.

 

[Poker Zombie]

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What an amazing custom rail.

So... he felted the underside of the table? That's next-level baller stuff right there.

 

[LowerBama1714]

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I like it.

 

[wickedwonka121]

So... he felted the underside of the table? That's next-level baller stuff right there.

Unless that's the top. :O

 

[chipinla]

Unless that's the top. :O

 

[wickedwonka121]

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Dealer's choice

 

[chipinla]

So... he felted the underside of the table? That's next-level baller stuff right there.

I feel like he started to cut out drink holders too but got tired and said fuck it, this’ll do.

 

[wickedwonka121]

I feel like he started to cut out drink holders too but got tired and said fuck it, this’ll do.

Checks out.

 

[LowerBama1714]

Buy? Full dealer setup…

 

[Poker Zombie]

Buy? Full dealer setup…

It's perfect for someone that has a dedicated dealer, no chips, and only one friend - and they're not allowed in the house.

 

[wickedwonka121]

It's perfect for someone that has a dedicated dealer, no chips, and only one friend - and they're not allowed in the house.

No drinks either

 

[chipinla]

It's perfect for someone that has a dedicated dealer, no chips, and only one friend - and they're not allowed in the house.

I would use this as my strip solitaire table

 

[namsupak]

I'd be interested to know if in these 150 pages of posts, by chance has someone seen their own table posted. That would be golden.

 

[chipinla]

I would use this as my strip solitaire table

 

[BGinGA]

Buy? Full dealer setup…

That is so bad it's sorta hilarious. I can't stop laughing....

 

[Sparkynutz]

Yikes