Nymor
Two Pair
That was my first thought. Candles is just an educated guess though. Clearly we don't need spaces for candles now but maybe modern tables of this style, they're not all antiques, still incorporate them for esthetics etc.
Fugly Poker Table Thread (10 Viewers)
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That was my first thought. Candles is just an educated guess though. Clearly we don't need spaces for candles now but maybe modern tables of this style, they're not all antiques, still incorporate them for esthetics etc.
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Maybe I'm in the minority but it seems busy and built by someone with long arms.
Maybe I'm in the minority but it seems busy and built by someone with long arms.
I saw this table once in a painting titled "Octopus Playing Poker"
The corners are for candles though - as shown in this slightly different vintage card table.
Don’t laugh, people. When the day comes that an EMP knocks out the power grid forever, all surviving poker players will be adding wood candle holders to their tables.
What if you don't have 10 players? And is this known as "faux-RFID?"
Someone stole all the cup holders.
Someone stole all the cup holders.
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fleur-de-merde
Is this a live online poker table -
with phone placement markings?
with phone placement markings?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I'm sorry honey, the dump wouldn't take the table. We have to put it on Facebook Marketplace.
Nymor
Two Pair
Ad I've always said, a red octagon means STOP!
That FDL is the only good thing about it.
FDLmold
Royal Flush
FDL and mold on the same table? I’m in love!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
You know it's time for a divorce, when you are still building your table and your wife is already posting pics to sell it.
Poker/game table
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Straight out of my shop. Custom/one of a kind, 8-sided, poker/game table with full 4 foot playing surface covered in pro felt. Finished with padded edges covered in Persian silk and trimmed with maple corners. Solid maple legs and 3 inch drink shelf. Base: 32" x 32" Height: 30" inches off of the floor. Weight: just under 96 lbs. Colors: top felt is darker red. padding silk is shifting shades of lighter reds. trim and table base are painted linen white. Included accessories: Persian silk matching dust cover and caddy with cards and poker chips. Please feel free to make me an offer.
drdr
3 of a Kind
Chinese Mrs drdr instantly claimed the tables is mimicking small feng shui mirrors used to ward of evil spirits.
Ying-yang cupholders and chiptrays included!Chinese Mrs drdr instantly claimed the tables is mimicking small feng shui mirrors used to ward of evil spirits.
Not so much ugly, as just very bizarrely weird.
CallingStation614
Pair
I think
I hope it‘s not only me
I think it‘s much ugly, but maybe that’s only me…
I hope it‘s not only me
Billy Baroo
Flush
You’re definitely not the only one. My wife asked if that was granny’s window curtain covering it lol
I’ll apologize in advance to @Hot Nuts if he’s the craftsman of that fine looking piece of furniture
Chinese Mrs drdr instantly claimed the tables is mimicking small feng shui mirrors used to ward of evil spirits.
You want to ATTRACT evil spirits (degens) to a poker table, no?
You’re definitely not the only one. My wife asked if that was granny’s window curtain covering it lol
I’ll apologize in advance to @Hot Nuts if he’s the craftsman of that fine looking piece of furniture
If I ever build anything that fugly, please shoot me. I only tagged you because as we say around here, you live down yonder. Totally a joke like your good response.
Hmmm. That does look similar.Chinese Mrs drdr instantly claimed the tables is mimicking small feng shui mirrors used to ward of evil spirits.
EastCoastCali
Pair
Just came across this little gem, homemade!! Can you believe it?!
CallingStation614
Pair
At first I wanted to say "hey, at least it's for free".
Then again, you'd need to pay me to actually take this off of you.
Why the fuck is the area where I have my stack at an angle?
EastCoastCali
Pair
I’m guessing someone thought it was a stroke of genius for your forearms to rest on? lol
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