Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
I laid down KK last night to a guy so new to poker, he didnt know how to riffle cards. He dealt by picking up the cards off the table one at a time. It was brutal to watch. Board came out AJX, I bet and get one caller....this guy. River is another A, he tanks for a minute then bets in to me. No way this fucking noob doesnt have an A.
I fold face up. He shows J5. FML
If you had called he'd have shown you the Ace, there's zero doubt in my mind