Hard Candy Hold'em - Mafia-Themed All-Inclusive Custom Poker Chip Set Designed by Me! (4 Viewers)

[Mr Tree]

I was feeling rough for the guy until the case came up and it was evident that this is purely for profit. But in complete seriousness, designing some candy ceramics for Ladies Night sounds pretty damn fun; ASU girls are loose and aggressive.

ROFL. I'm married to an ASU girl.

 

[Toby]

This is such a blatant ripoff of my Velveeta Samaurai concept it isn't funny. My lawyers will be in touch.

Pfffft! Ninjas and samurai are totally different, everyone knows that. You and your lawyers can't touch me. Or my genius!

 

[pltrgyst]

....I'm saving to get a design patent on the prototype....

Waste of money, IMO, unless you have deep enough pockets to enforce it i courts. Register the trademark and that's plenty.

-- Larry (retired, US Patent Office)

 

[BGinGA]

I have a fantastic new chip/cards/case design concept currently on my plate:

Spoiler

Corvette Cheeseburgers

Look for the AutoDiner campaign on Kickstarter soon!

 

[rowlin]

Sounds like a go.

 

[Richard Cranium]

ROFL. I'm married to an ASU girl.

Same here

 

[Zmasterben]

I'm pretty sure half of all men on the East Coast are married to ASU girls somehow. It's bizarre

 

[Wils]

For my latest Kickstarter project I have combined the uneasy bedfellows of processed cheese and ninjas.

I think the potential for this new IP is bottomless.

Please send beaucoup teh moniez to softninjas@aol.com

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Frankly my dear I couldn't give Edam.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Well, at least he has this thread going for him

 

[SleepInPC]

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a great reward for the most stupid move in the game ...

When will the kickstarter be up for this?

 

[justsomedude]

I just found this thread.

And I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard...

Thanks @nitzilla for the link!!!

 

[nitzilla]

I just found this thread.

And I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard...

Thanks @nitzilla for the link!!!

Damn you for resurrecting it from the grave of dead threads......!!! I only meant to link it, not bump it!!!!!!

 

[Wils]

So... is hard candy a sandwich?

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

This was amazing. I'm really tempted to use the Dino-Accountant chip mock-up as my avatar.

 

[Skeeter]

I'm not sure what I just read, or why I wasted my time in doing so, but it is what it is.

 

[MatB]

Nice resurrection,,thanks. Dino Accountants Holdem' had me chuckling for a while

Some real cheesy jokes thrown in for good measure, you guys are meunsters !

 

[Wils]

I remember reading the thread back in the day and thinking, "isn't hard candy a term for Ch*ld p**rn or something?"

Not the best thing to have associated with your product.

 

[jazzV3]

WTF... Hard Candy Mafia themed childish cartoon poker what?.....and The Black Aurora??? flashing LED lights birdcage that I control from a remote..why?
Facebook, Instagram, Twitter pages?

Mario was seriously high and obviously had too much time on his hands....(and apparently couldn't buy a clue)

 

[justsomedude]

WTF... Hard Candy Mafia themed childish cartoon poker what?.....and The Black Aurora??? flashing LED lights birdcage that I control from a remote..why?
Facebook, Instagram, Twitter pages?

Mario was seriously high and obviously had too much time on his hands....(and apparently couldn't buy a clue)

For a second I read your username as "JazzHand".

 

[upNdown]

No need to be mean about it. He had some ideas and he came here to discuss them. That sorta makes him a guest. Be gracious hosts.

 

[BGinGA]

He had some ideas and he came here to discuss cram them down our throats and totally ignore constructive criticism from a group of chip experts. That sorta makes him a guest tool.

FYP.

 

[BGinGA]

And it wasn't just here, either.

So, I posted this on the twoplustwo forums...and they absolutely tore it apart. Lol They hated it.

 

[upNdown]

Can't argue with any of that

 

[Quicksilver-75]

I have to be honest....I got totally burned last week with a troll thread...I simply can't fucking believe that after reading all four pages of this one there isn't actually a prank in here other than the initial post, which appears to be an actual attempt at marketing! Lmao.

 

[NiceShot]

This is such a blatant ripoff of my Velveeta Samaurai concept it isn't funny. My lawyers will be in touch.

I still question though whether Velveeta actually counts as cheese. You may be stuck in lawyer limbo arguing over the definition of "is"

Pfffft! Ninjas and samurai are totally different, everyone knows that. You and your lawyers can't touch me. Or my genius!

The assertion that Velveeta is cheese alone I think wins you the case. I am still trying to figure out what Velveeta is. I am pretty sure it's not cheese...

 

[Mental Nomad]

I am still trying to figure out what Velveeta is.

It's American Pasteurized Process Cheese Food.

Cheese Food: it's what cheese eats.

 

[krafticus]

It's American Pasteurized Process Cheese Food.

Cheese Food: it's what cheese eats.

Layoff the family business !!!!!!!!!

 

[NiceShot]

It's American Pasteurized Process Cheese Food.

Cheese Food: it's what cheese eats.

Exactly which isn't really cheese!

According to Google search where everything is true:
"While Velveeta used to be made of real cheese, today, Velveeta cheese is made with whey protein concentrate and milk protein – meaning that it is not technically cheese.

The FDA noticed this in 2002, when it sent Kraft a warning letter asking the company to take “cheese spread” off its packaging and replace it with something a bit closer to the truth. While there are elements of real cheese in Velveeta – like, you know, milk – to call it actual cheese is a bit of a stretch. Which is why it is now labeled as a “Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product.” Say that five times fast."

Whey shouldn't need to be added because it is already produced as part of the traditional cheese making process.

But I digress. The Dino Accountant theme has legs.

 

[BGinGA]

still pushing for Corvette Cheesburgers

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Nooker confirmed backer