Stuff I am thinking about in a new game after the first hour:
* The guy to my right is playing 4 out of 5 hands, regardless of position.
* That other guy is raising big with small pairs, but small with big ones.
* The player to my left is raising his button 100% of the time over limpers, but almost always folds it to raisers;
* I have a flush draw, two overs and a gutshot, and I am getting 3-to-1 odds to call a bet from a LAGgy player on the flop. Should I raise, or just call?
Stuff I am not thinking about in a new game after the first hour:
* Wait, how much is a white chip worth again?
* Wait, how much is a red chip worth again?
* Wait, how much is a green chip worth again?
* Wait, how much is a black chip worth again?
Stuff I am thinking about in a new game after the first hour:
* Damn, just drank those beers faster than I probably should have.... Is it too early to hit the bourbon?
* That other guy is raising with two pairs. Shit, did I forget to close the garage door?
* The player to my left is raising. I can't believe how good Heidi Klum still looks in her 50's. Good lord she's hot!
* Crap, forgot about the Pappa Murphy's in the oven... hope it's not totally burnt.
Stuff I am not thinking about in a new game after the first hour:
* Wait, how much is a white chip worth again? Oh yea, no worries, it's printed on the chip in a tiny font as a cluttered design element.
* Wait, how much is a red chip worth again? Oh yea, no worries, it's printed on the chip in a tiny font as a cluttered design element.
* Wait, how much is a green chip worth again? Oh yea, no worries, it's printed on the chip in a tiny font as a cluttered design element.
* Wait, how much is a black chip worth again? Oh yea, no worries, it's printed on the chip in a tiny font as a cluttered design element.