At least 50% of my first posts on forums over the last 12-15 years have not been an introductory post but yes I see your point. I personally feel you guys are paying way to much attention to this guy and I'm sure he's lapping it up sat at his desk whilst stuffing his face with a big bag of Doritos!
And before someone makes another ill thought out comment I'm on my idiot phone in my car writing this WITHOUT Doritos!
As for my vineyards. I had 5 racks if I remember correctly. 200 1's in mint. 200 5s and 100 20s. They cost me about 2400$ if I think at the time. That would be more for me now as the exchange rate has weakened from the $1 =50p at the time