New Most F*cked Up Incident Ever (5 Viewers)

[CraigT78]

Honestly I don't understand how people fail to aim. It's a pistol

Some of us are packing fire hoses.

 

[TheOffalo]

Love the idea of putting up a poster, easiest and funniest way to deal with it

WARNING: May cause performance anxiety when trying to urinate.

 

[DeadheadDave]

I would say something to the whole group... and make sure you do it at a few events to make sure you cover everyone.

YOU are opening your home up to others. YOU are the host. YOU have every right to have expectations of how others treat you and your home. Period.

I used to have a sign posted, above the john: "The Inland Empire Poker League Aims to please! YOU aim too, please" A subtle reminder to pay attention, and that it will be noticed if someone doesnt.

 

[Jeff]

First question - do you have any male children between the ages of 3 and 25? I have 4 boys. Cleaning piss off walls and floors was a daily chore.

Second - Clorox wipes on top of the toilet and Kleenex disposable hand towels. Like someone said, drinking a beer and scrolling PCF leaves no hands free. Give them something to immediately wipe up any misfires.

Third - oil based paint with at least a semi-gloss sheen. I just moved my daughter out and needed a hazmat suit to clean her bathroom. Every hair color she's had since she was ten was splattered all over the place, and if you think boys are disgusting.....girls are worse. This is the poker room bathroom and every surface has been primed, painted, and recaulked.

Thank God it wasn't post Taco Bell splatter.

Those Kleenex hand towels are pretty nice, except when someone tries to flush them. I no longer use them at my house. People try to flush them and they stop up the toilet and it overflows aka Windy Floody Blow Out.

 

[MrCatPants]

Those Kleenex hand towels are pretty nice, except when someone tries to flush them. I no longer use them at my house. People try to flush them and they stop up the toilet and it overflows aka Windy Floody Blow Out.

i have had this happen. again wtf is wrong with people.

 

[CraigT78]

Those Kleenex hand towels are pretty nice, except when someone tries to flush them. I no longer use them at my house. People try to flush them and they stop up the toilet and it overflows aka Windy Floody Blow Out.

I'll have to add a note on my next email. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[drdr]

i have had this happen. again wtf is wrong with people.

Didn't you know? Once something is flushed it mystically ceases to exist!

 

[Jeff]

Yes, flushing some times eliminates a ptoblem. Sometimes not. When I was a kid, my folks had an old house and the main sewer line going out of the house needed replacing because it wasn’t flowing enough and kept backing up. They thought the iron pipe was getting crushed and infiltrated by a tree’s roots….which it was. But that wasn’t what was backing up the pipe alone. When they dug up the back yard and removed the pipe, and the contractor just dumped the pipe in front of everyone. Out comes a bra (and a bunch of other adult things indicating my folks thought they had enough kids). So apparently my mom decided it would be better to flush a bra than fish it out of the toilet.

 

[Nymor]

Talking of loo incidents I think I may have a potential problem with one of my players, who I'm not sure but I do worry for my safety

Twice in one session I found that this

had been changed to this

(I changed it back obviously)

This kind of behaviour (not mine! ) is bordering on psychotic

 

[drdr]

Talking of loo incidents I think I may have a potential problem with one of my players, who I'm not sure but I do worry for my safety

Twice in one session I found that this

had been changed to this

(I changed it back obviously)

This kind of behaviour (not mine! ) is bordering on psychotic

Genius. Potential to microtilt while on a break.

 

[MrRossKeys]

It's a pistol fired multiple times a day for life.

Not to brag, but some guys have machine guns...

I’m over here like wtf is a “semi sophisticated gentleman”?

I always remember this scene haha.... "YOU ain't keepin it real... YOU ain't representin..."