Giveaway NLHE/PLO Dealer Puck Giveaway (Derby Dash to determine winner) (1 Viewer)

[WedgeRock]

Can we name their horses for them?

I'll give them a day and then we'll name their horses and get going.

Feel free to submit names and I'll pick them if they don't name their own horses by 10:34 p.m. EDT tonight (24 hours from when the last jockey was announced).

 

[ekricket]

I'll give them a day and then we'll name their horses and get going.

Feel free to submit names and I'll pick them if they don't name their own horses by 10:34 p.m. EDT tonight (24 hours from when the last jockey was announced).

Passing Wind
Peony's Envy
Geespot
Horsey McHorseface
Scrub Donkey

 

[Hot Nuts]

All In
Raisy Daisy
Triple Straddle
Jacks Never Win
Run It Twice
Waffle Stomper
Small Crown

Got Felted
Sit To Banana
Top Top
Squeeze Play
Minus EV
Double Belly Buster
Ridin' Dirty
Still Gonna Send It

 

[BlueChipSpecial]

Shittin' Pretty
Usain Colt
Hermioneigh
Talk Derby To Me
Neighsayer
Maple Stirrup
Make It Rein
Runaway Bridle

 

[MemphisFats]

All In
Raisy Daisy
Triple Straddle
Jacks Never Win
Run It Twice
Waffle Stomper
Small Crown

“Run It Twice”

 

[Teach42]

Sorry, just saw! I'll name my horse Boba Felt.

 

[WedgeRock]

Sorry, just saw! I'll name my horse Boba Felt.

Good choice picking your own horse name... The masses are almost guaranteeing you would've gotten a shitty name.

 

[AlbinoDragon]

I'll give them a day and then we'll name their horses and get going.

Feel free to submit names and I'll pick them if they don't name their own horses by 10:34 p.m. EDT tonight (24 hours from when the last jockey was announced).

Hoof Hearted

 

[WedgeRock]

Still waiting on @brewdawg, @namsupak and @Hunt247. Less than 4 hours to post. If I don't hear from them, @brewdawg will be riding Passing Wind, @namsupak will be riding Waffle Stomper and @Hunt247 will be riding Shittin' Pretty.

 

[WedgeRock]

Fuck it, were going early!

Kentucky Derby (Race #1)(horse, jockey)
Gate 2: Passing Wind, @brewdawg
Gate 3: Fold Pre, @perfectjawnz
Gate 4: Baby Yoda, @Racer96
Gate 5: Boba Felt, @Teach42
Gate 6: Waffle Stomper, @namsupak
Gate 7: Nooker, @Hot Nuts
Gate 8: Luke Dukem, @dukeshow33
Gate 9: Long Duck Dong, @ekricket
Gate 10: Pork Chop Express, @TheOffalo
Gate 11: Shittin' Pretty, @Hunt247
Gate 12: NAGB, @JMC9389

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Baby Yoda gets out of the gate cleanly and takes an early lead!

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Pork Chop Express charging hard from the outside!

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Shittin' Pretty races to the front of the pack!

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Lots of positioning on the outside as Long Duck Dong makes his move!

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Shittin' Pretty charging hard as we go into the first turn!

 

[WedgeRock]

Heading into the second turn...

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Long Duck Dong advancing at the front of the pack.

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Shittin' Pretty continues to charge toward the Finish Line!

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Shitting Pretty opening up a huge lead!

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Fold Pre makes a charge, trying to stay relevant.

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Baby Yoda pulls ahead of Fold Pre on the inside rail!

 

[TheOffalo]

Fuck it, were going early!

 

[Hot Nuts]

Shittin' Pretty gets 4 rolls already. Nooker thinks this is rigged out of the gate.

 

[WedgeRock]

Down the back stretch!

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Pork Chop Express making a move on the outside as his owner Jack Burton looks on.

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Waffle Stomper has a long way to go, but he makes a break in the middle of the track.

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Waffle Stomper continues to charge hard from the center.

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Boba Felt fights to stay in the race, making a strong move.

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Luke Dukem tries to make his way out of the pack in the middle of the track.

We'll be back after this commercial break (I gotta go pick my son up from work)...

 

[Hot Nuts]

I can see it now. Nooker finishes tied for 11th place out of 11 horses in the NLHE/PLO Dealer Puck Giveway.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Down the back stretch!

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Pork Chop Express making a move on the outside as his owner Jack Burton looks on.

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Waffle Stomper has a long way to go, but he makes a break in the middle of the track.

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Waffle Stomper continues to charge hard from the center.

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Boba Felt fights to stay in the race, making a strong move.

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Luke Dukem tries to make his way out of the pack in the middle of the track.
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We'll be back after this commercial break (I gotta go pick my son up from work)...

Nooker will take over

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Nooker finally gets out of the gate and rolls 11 nine times in a row.

 

[WedgeRock]

Nooker will take over

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View attachment 911561 Nooker finally gets out of the gate and rolls 11 nine times in a row.

Nooker is horse #7, though, so.....

 

[Hot Nuts]

Nooker did not understand the rules. Nooker thought you were randomly picking a horse and then they got to move the total of the dice. Nooker is an idiot. Hot Nuts is an idiot for naming his horse "Nooker."

 

[Hot Nuts]

Hot Nuts requests that Grits n' Gravy now rolls the dice.

 

[WedgeRock]

We are back from commercial break and the horses are heading into the third turn...

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Waffle Stomper charges through the mud in the middle of the track.

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Grits and Gravy runs onto the track and slaps Nooker on the ass and gets him moving!

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Pork Chop Express breaking away from the pack, but still trailing by a wide margin.

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Baby Yoda pulls out of the pack and establishes himself among the leaders.

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NAGB suddenly makes this a four horse race.

 

[WedgeRock]

I needed another drink as the horses head into the 4th turn.

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Security is unable to get Grits and Gravy off the track and Nooker continues to gain ground.

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Fold Pre on the inside, making a move.

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Pork Chop Express, catching up to the leader.

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Grits and Gravy just bit Nooker! He bit him!

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Long Duck Dong need food, but he's still making up ground!

 

[WedgeRock]

Down the home stretch!

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Boba Felt back on the move.

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Fold Pre jumps up in the pack with the leaders.

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Long Duck Dong yankee his wankee!

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Waffle Stomper tried to break out of the clog in the center of the field.

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Luke Dukem keeping pace with the pack in the middle.

 

[WedgeRock]

Closing in on the finish line.

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Not a cut and paste error. Luke Duken continues to gain ground.

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Lung Duck Dong, grandpa wants to know where his automobile is.

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Shittin' Pretty lengthens his lead!

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Luke Duken resumes his charge. Is it too little too late?

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Grits and Gravy has been removed from the track, but Nooker jumps back into the race from the middle of the track.

 

[WedgeRock]

And here we go!

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Shittin' Pretty crosses the finish line two lengths in front of NAGB and four lengths in front of Pork Chop Express and Fold Pre.

Congrats, Shittin' Pretty! Send me your contact infomation by PM, @Hunt247, and I'll get your button out.

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It was confirmed that Passing Wind was actually a cow.

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[Racer96]

Can we do a steroid check please?

 

[perfectjawnz]

dealer, can we wash the deck dice?

 

[MemphisFats]

Wow @WedgeRock, that was quite a show you put on!! Nice work!

 

[Lucks7Shadow]

This was epic! Best give away ever

 

[namsupak]

nice,, sorry I didnt reply sooner - name was great though and it ws super fun to go through the posts. Thanks.

 

[WedgeRock]

I need 11 jockeys for the Preakness Stakes (Race #2). Gonna run the randomizer. If you are selected, please name your horse. Fair warning, I have alot of stuff to do today and into this evening and I don't know if I'll have time to run the race today.

Spoiler: Jockey #2

@MemphisFats

Spoiler: Jockey #3

@pokerpig

Spoiler: Jockey #4

@ChrisTot

Spoiler: Jockey #5

@jbriod

Spoiler: Jockey #6

@eightyWon

Spoiler: Jockey #7

@200 Motels

Spoiler: Jockey #8

@BlueChipSpecial

Spoiler: Jockey #9

@ChipRocker

Spoiler: Jockey #10

@Jonesey07

Spoiler: Jockey #11

@LotsOfChips

Spoiler: Jockey #12

@Rieguy

That's all the room we have in this race. The remaining 25 jockeys will have a chance to be included in the Belmont Stakes.

Preakness Stakes (Race #2) (horse, jockey)
Gate 2: [horse], @MemphisFats
Gate 3: [horse], @pokerpig
Gate 4: [horse], @ChrisTot
Gate 5: [horse], @jbriod
Gate 6: [horse], @eightyWon
Gate 7: [horse], @200 Motels
Gate 8: [horse], @BlueChipSpecial
Gate 9: [horse], @ChipRocker
Gate 10: [horse], @Jonesey07
Gate 12: [horse], @LotsOfChips
Gate 12: [horse], @Rieguy