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Woman Arrested for Chugging Beer Like Stone Cold Steve Austin Then Assaulting Her Boyfriend

Article is a pretty funny read

https://rare.us/rare-humor/stone-co...lse&utm_term=mandammit&utm_campaign=mandammit

Florida man was just trying to help his girlfriend out. Coty Lee Havens, 26, thought Chastity Bodnar, 23, drank too much and out of his concern for her well-being he told her as much. Well… maybe that’s what happened. Considering how Chastity responded to Coty’s lifestyle critique it might be just as likely that Coty was tired of Chastity passing out on the couch covered in Doritos and Papa John’s garlic butter sauce and then peeing herself.
 
MegaTon44 said:
Woman Arrested for Chugging Beer Like Stone Cold Steve Austin Then Assaulting Her Boyfriend

Article is a pretty funny read

https://rare.us/rare-humor/stone-co...lse&utm_term=mandammit&utm_campaign=mandammit

Florida man was just trying to help his girlfriend out. Coty Lee Havens, 26, thought Chastity Bodnar, 23, drank too much and out of his concern for her well-being he told her as much. Well… maybe that’s what happened. Considering how Chastity responded to Coty’s lifestyle critique it might be just as likely that Coty was tired of Chastity passing out on the couch covered in Doritos and Papa John’s garlic butter sauce and then peeing herself.
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Cliffs: tuesday nights in florida
 
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MegaTon44 said:
Woman Arrested for Chugging Beer Like Stone Cold Steve Austin Then Assaulting Her Boyfriend

Article is a pretty funny read

https://rare.us/rare-humor/stone-co...lse&utm_term=mandammit&utm_campaign=mandammit

Florida man was just trying to help his girlfriend out. Coty Lee Havens, 26, thought Chastity Bodnar, 23, drank too much and out of his concern for her well-being he told her as much. Well… maybe that’s what happened. Considering how Chastity responded to Coty’s lifestyle critique it might be just as likely that Coty was tired of Chastity passing out on the couch covered in Doritos and Papa John’s garlic butter sauce and then peeing herself.
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I had high hopes for a couple named Coty and Chastity. They did not disappoint.
 
Caught naked as a Jay, he took a screw ball mound visit and was arrested for choking up on the bat. The count at the time was two balls, one strike.

Sticky Reese's pieces...eww.

Spring training just started so he must have been practicing his hand signals for the knuckle ball.

However, a BJ is always better than a Yankee.

He was known as a good catcher with a sticky glove. Now we know why.

That's all I got.

And go....


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...igating-arrest-C-McGuire.html#reader-comments
 
fish72s said:
This reminds me of the Steven Wright joke (at least I think its a joke)

I went to the movies. The sign said "Adults $12 ; Children $6".
I said, "Great, I'll take 2 boys and a girl."
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My cousin has 2 boys. NOBODY tries to buy 2 boys. He has to pay other people to borrow them!
 

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