Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (4 Viewers)

I haven’t had to use a résumé in years but my old cover letter at least got me in the room. Hashtag references.
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Duck duck duck goose!

Flower flower flower cherry flower? Ok.

Circle inlay circle inlay shaped inlay shaped inlay circle inlay. Ok.

Mining and flowers and/or fruit are not the same genre, by the way.

The $1 and $5 look lame. The only thing lamer would be if you order them, when you actually see those colors in person.

The $100 is nice. Something tells me its more of an inspirational chip that won't see the table.
 
Duck duck duck goose!

Flower flower flower cherry flower? Ok.

Circle inlay circle inlay shaped inlay shaped inlay circle inlay. Ok.

Mining and flowers and/or fruit are not the same genre, by the way.

The $1 and $5 look lame. The only thing lamer would be if you order them, when you actually see those colors in person.

The $100 is nice. Something tells me its more of an inspirational chip that won't see the table.
$100 is also shaped. (White shaped inlay on a white chip? Waste of money!!!)

And yes...I don't really see the $100 ever getting into play, but provides plenty of bank just in case...LOL! You read that "inspiration" correctly.

And I'm sure there must be some correlation between mining, flowers, and fruit but I sure don't know what it is...

I think $1s are automatically lame in every set. I like the $5, but I'm aware of your bias against CPC yellows so I was expecting even harsher treatment then just "lame".

Now that I think about it, it could be reverse psychology. I want people to try to hoard quarters and throw the sucky $1s and $5s into the middle. If I can tilt players without even having to say anything I'm already winning. LOL!
 
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Why do you ask?
Why do I ask? WELL I CAN'T SEE BECAUSE YOU PUT A SHITLOAD OF DETAIL ON SOMETHING THAT PRINTS SMALLER THAN AN INCH DIAMETER. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M REVIEWING.

Red chip, 2nd on first row. 5 I guess? It sucks. Gray should never be used ever.
3rd chip on that row...25? You used the spot pattern that looks like flaccid wieners. Don't do that. Don't make tree porn.
2nd row, 2nd chip. I can't see shit, but is that $7? WHY? You picked all colors that new parents recognize as what did my baby just eat?
Explain me what game needs both snappers and $10 chips.
 
And I'm sure there must be some correlation between mining, flowers, and fruit but I sure don't know what it is...
I got one! Bulk of my work as a Botanist Consultant is surveying proposed mine sites. Ever considered becoming a botanist to match your inlay?
 
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I am now above your historical ratio, at nearly 2.5 updoots per post. I win.
JUST IN CASE YOU ARE STILL COUNTING I'M ABOUT TO ADD A DIGIT TO THE END OF MY UPDOOT TOTAL.

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