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I have a local printer that does stuff for my business, and posters are CHEAP, and they design them for free...

I'm thinking of getting a large poster / framed print to go above my dartboard for house rules for poker, so I can refer people to read them instead of me doing a schpeeel when they arrive...

What are some things you would put on it?

I'm thinking along the lines of:

NO Rabbit Hunting!
NO Splashing the Pot! Bets stay in front of you until betting round ends.


I'll add to that later, but what are some things you would add if you had the opportunity?

Thanks!
 
Not so much a rule, but a point I like to make to players.

This is my home any they are guests in it, so please treat each other and my home with respect, if not you will be asked to leave.
 
I had to google rabbit hunting. I've never heard heard it at any of my games. But these people often rabbit hunt, so . . .
 
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Here are the rules I post:

1. No splashing the pot. When betting, place chips in front of you.

2. Raises must be 2x the previous bet/raise

3. Verbal is binding. If you say “call”, you’ve called.

4. 1 Chip Rule. Betting 1 chip, is always a call-unless you’re 1st to act.

5. You must keep your cards on the table during play.

6. Mucked cards (in the middle) are dead.

7. You may not look at mucked cards (especially someone else’s).

8. If you win because everyone folds, you may muck your hole cards without showing. You don’t have to show a bluff.

9. If you fold, you should muck your cards without showing. However, if you show one person, you should show everyone.

10. No talking about the hand until a winner is decided. This includes commenting on the board, or hinting about what hand you would have had, or offering “advice” to others such as “I’d call him”…

11. No Food or Beverages are allowed ON the poker tables. Period!

12. If you are playing a hand, please pay attention. Players should wait until they have folded a hand (or a break) to chat, check their phone, go to the restroom, or to get food or drink.

13. It is bad form to “Slow Roll” at showdown. This means you have the winning hand (Four Aces?) and you purposely wait to show your hand in order to sweat out your opponent. This is poor form.

14. However, it’s ok to “Slow Play” a hand, meaning you have a strong hand, but bet and play as if you don’t, trying to elicit your opponent to bet into you… but once it’s time to show, just show.

15.Touching other players’ stacks/chips is not normally allowed.

16.When dealing, you should leave the cards in the order they were dealt, never arranging them to show potential hands (ie. Straights).

17. Most importantly, everyone here is a guest in my home. Please treat each other with courtesy and respect… and have fun!


In my experience, we tend to post rules based on issues we've each had at one point in time. For instance, I had a douche player once think it was cool to needle someone by repeatedly knocking over their chip stacks. Thus a rule was born :rolleyes:

The last rule, is the ONLY rule that I announce verbally at the start of every game (where there are new players). It sets the tone. Win or lose, don't be a douchebag if you want to continue to play in my home.
 
I dunno, having a rules poster is about the nittiest thing I can think of doing at a home game. People don't read either. You'd serve a better purpose just throwing up a framed set of tits.
 
I dunno, having a rules poster is about the nittiest thing I can think of doing at a home game. People don't read either. You'd serve a better purpose just throwing up a framed set of tits.

pictures or shut the hell up :)

I get what your saying. If my guests need rules printed and put on the wall then I'm probably inviting the wrong people.
 
I dunno, having a rules poster is about the nittiest thing I can think of doing at a home game. People don't read either. You'd serve a better purpose just throwing up a framed set of tits.


I tend to agree about a poster. However, I simply print off a sheet of paper, slap it up on a wall mirror (with a piece of tape), and just make the one verbal announcement at the beginning. And again, that's only when I'm running a multiple table game, with varied skill level players. I'm always trying to introduce new folks to the game, so I'll often have some less experienced folks in attendance.

Speech goes like this (and might be in conjunction with tourney announcements, explain bounties, etc..):

"Welcome to my game, I have rules posted if you're interested, but the only rule that I'll mention is that my game is a "douchebaggery-free zone". This is a home, and each person here is a guest in my home. Please treat each other with respect, and recognize that some players have more experience than others. If you're experienced, please have patience with the less experienced players, help them understand the rules and etiquette. My goal is that win or lose, each person has fun."

If I'm hosting a single table cash game, the players don't need any pre-game announcements/speech, lol.
 
I am looking for something a bit lighter, so far most of the rules are long like a casino... I would be doing somethings much shorter, maybe 4-6 rules, and done in a lighthearted fun way with pictures or a border of the suits.

I totally understand how nitty a long list of rules is, my game is small enough that I don't need that. I just want something on the wall that grabs attention and tells people to stop splashing the goddamn pot so I don't have to lol
 
I am looking for something a bit lighter, so far most of the rules are long like a casino... I would be doing somethings much shorter, maybe 4-6 rules, and done in a lighthearted fun way with pictures or a border of the suits.

I totally understand how nitty a long list of rules is, my game is small enough that I don't need that. I just want something on the wall that grabs attention and tells people to stop splashing the goddamn pot so I don't have to lol


One rule then:

1- Don't be a douche

Love the idea of making some piece of art around this.. Maybe on one of those raised canvases?
 
I dunno, having a rules poster is about the nittiest thing I can think of doing at a home game. People don't read either. You'd serve a better purpose just throwing up a framed set of tits.

Pics or it didn't happen hehe
 
I dunno, having a rules poster is about the nittiest thing I can think of doing at a home game. People don't read either. You'd serve a better purpose just throwing up a framed set of tits.

^^ I agree.

One rule then:

1- Don't be a douche

Pretty much the only rule you really need.

This is the house button. On the side it has my standard answer when anybody questions my ruling in a dispute:

 

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