- Top double whatever Courage tips if I want stronger drinks than his.
- Never sit downwind of Harley
- Either Guinness or I can be drunk at the table. Not both of us at the same table at the same time. Black hole singularities result.
- Position is uber important. Every foot closer to the fridge is 2 seconds faster to beer.
- The cable TV rap music station is fairly shitty at 3am.
- Tight is right, and loose is wrong, but flop an open ender and I'm a ding-dong
- Don't make oxygen tank jokes at O8 or stud casino tables
- If you're going to call clock on Trihonda do it quickly before he moves his card protector out of your reach
- Most dealers will let you palm the all-in button after taking a really bad beat - but you have to ask nicely
- Don't use polysyllabic words at the brush when checking in for a game. Most of these people don't even know they're in a casino.
- The stairs at DCS are very, very long and intimidating at 4am, but the walk to the hotels on Philips really isn't that bad.
- Never go to the grocery store with Harley. You miss the soft seats at first game and he takes forever and never actually buys anything.
- Always chop the blinds, never chop the tourney, and have fun.