It's the only time I've ever been a legitimate World Champion of anything, so yeah.
It would require some travel, but I think you could be a contender in other events.
It's the only time I've ever been a legitimate World Champion of anything, so yeah.
Is this the only thing you guys have ever come close to winning in your lives?
God, so many fish ITT. Suspicious timing. Jim publishes so all you guys will be playing ABC SOHE by the book while he cleans up with vol. II strat.
What else is there? What could YOU have possibly ever have done that could even begin to approach the shimmering glow of glory that accompanies a SOHE World Champion?
You mean Sooooupeh System.God, so many fish ITT. Suspicious timing. Jim publishes so all you guys will be playing ABC SOHE by the book while he cleans up with vol. II strat.
Okay, I bit the bullet. Even though there's no way in hell I'm ever going to get the guys who play up here to try it, I'll need to stay on top of things if I ever manage to get back to the BBoTB ...
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Is it weird that I feel a little dirty about contributing to the collection of taxes?
I got divorced from my first wife. Until you've done that, and felt the blessed kiss of freedom, you have experienced nothing.
I was never married to your wife, so it's tough for me to approximate that same feeling.
I'll ask it this way - do you have a trophy of a skunk wearing lipstick?
Yeah, I didn't fucking think so.
Bergs 1 Pltrgyst 0
It may be rachel 0. She won a skunk, but I think she lost it in a move.Chippy 1 Jose 1 some chick named Rachel 1 Bergs 0 Pltrgyst 0
It may be rachel 0. She won a skunk, but I think she lost it in a move.
Lazy SOHE has a pamphlet. Incidentally, it's also the same pamphlet that the casinos have to hand out by law that helps you if you have a massive gambling problem and need assistance.Is there a chapter on Lazy SOHE (set hands after the river)? Seems like it should be easy, but au contraire.
Chippy 1 Jose 1 some chick named Rachel 1 Bergs 0 Pltrgyst 0
I good with Chippy crash landing.....INTERVENTION TIME
Look, I hate doing this publicly, but me, Courage, Guinness, and Butler have all been talking about how hard it was for Harley to readjust to society after he won that 6 man $25 sit-n-go in Maine. He was on cloud 9 for a couple weeks but the next couple years were rough, and he hit rock bottom when Courage and I went over to pick him up before DCS 5 and Harley was eating week old tacos and farting while quietly laughing to himself in a dark room. He was grading each of them and calling them names. "7/10 Jack The Ripper".
It was sad and we were scared for him but with some TLC, and via painting a picture of the Maine tourney being some sort of actual event, we got him through it.
Now we have Chippy and this SOHE thing. It's a $7.50 trophy and most of us try to go out the first round to get back to the cash game. The buyin is like $40. But he luck boxed it last year and now we're all really worried that if he doesn't win this year, his carefully crafted reality will come crashing down around him, ripping his self confidence and psyche asunder and leaving him but a shell of a man.
I don't know what to do. I'm honestly looking for advice and help here.
Chippy - we're worried about you, buddy.
INTERVENTION TIME
Look, I hate doing this publicly, but me, Courage, Guinness, and Butler have all been talking about how hard it was for Harley to readjust to society after he won that 6 man $25 sit-n-go in Maine. He was on cloud 9 for a couple weeks but the next couple years were rough, and he hit rock bottom when Courage and I went over to pick him up before DCS 5 and Harley was eating week old tacos and farting while quietly laughing to himself in a dark room. He was grading each of them and calling them names. "7/10 Jack The Ripper".
It was sad and we were scared for him but with some TLC, and via painting a picture of the Maine tourney being some sort of actual event, we got him through it.
Now we have Chippy and this SOHE thing. It's a $7.50 trophy and most of us try to go out the first round to get back to the cash game. The buyin is like $40. But he luck boxed it last year and now we're all really worried that if he doesn't win this year, his carefully crafted reality will come crashing down around him, ripping his self confidence and psyche asunder and leaving him but a shell of a man.
I don't know what to do. I'm honestly looking for advice and help here.
Chippy - we're worried about you, buddy.
Is there a chapter on Lazy SOHE (set hands after the river)? Seems like it should be easy, but au contraire.
I'm more worried for you guys if I go back to back.
I was never married to your wife, so it's tough for me to approximate that same feeling.
I'll ask it this way - do you have a trophy of a skunk wearing lipstick?
Lazy SOHE gets a brief mention in the appendices but no real strategy information.
If you guys have an open seat I'd be willing to buy in to the tourney and pot every time action is on me until my unmanned stack busts or binks. I wanna be a World Champion.
For added fun you can make Chippy bring me my skunk to Atlanta next month.
How do you want to split your cards? First 2 for holdem last 4 for Omaha?
Jumped the gun a bit there, visions of becoming a World Champion caused me to forget about the act of splitting when I posted that. Random splitting would be a bit much... I don't mind giving money away but I do frown at throwing it awayI can probably get a local willing to sit in a chair and do this for you.
How do you want to split your cards? First 2 for holdem last 4 for Omaha?
Translation: "There is a also a game called Lazy SOHE, but it's fairly fucking stupid."