The immutable laws of poker chips (1 Viewer)

[BaxtersBluff]

I'm very new here and still getting a handle on things, but I was wondering whether there are any incontrovertible truths with regards the world of poker chips (apart from: get samples!).

Things like:

"There is no such thing as an ugly black chip."

or:

"Any chip looks good if you stack enough of them."

?

 

[Labrat]

There is no "official casino weight"

Oh, and there are no "U's" or "Y's" in "Binions."

 

[btbmason]

“Clay composite” means plastic.

 

[mattross1313]

Green Chip, Best Chip.

 

[LeLe]

 

[BaxtersBluff]

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[Taghkanic]

If you feel you are done collecting, give that feeling 30 days to wear off.

 

[Rhodeman77]

You can’t have too many workhorse chips!

 

[SwissChip]

Sherbert or Sherbet,
Pharoah‘s or Pharaoh‘s, as you feel…

 

[FrankBlack]

It is spelled "fuchsia."

 

[Tonysquander]

2 racks of $5s is more than enough for multiple tables.

Also, TRKs are 95% cotton. Throw them in w/ your white clothes to clean 'em. Look it up, it's truthy.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Your grail set will come up for purchase at a good price right after you drop a ton of money on something else.

(My 2 grail sets both came up within a week after I paid for my family vacation.)

 

[tigasulo]

Your grail set will come up for purchase at a good price right after you drop a ton of money on something else.

(My 2 grail sets both came up within a week after I paid for my family vacation.)

Next vacation should be a tournament you host at home with your holy grail set.

 

[kmccormick100]

Leaded THC chips feel better than all other poker chips.

Your grail set will come up for purchase at a good price right after you drop a ton of money on something else.

(My 2 grail sets both came up within a week after I paid for my family vacation.)

Or you'll find 5 progressively more grail sets back to back to back in 4 months, have to buy them all, sell everything in site, then progressively sell the first two at a loss making the last 3 even more expensive... hypothetically of course, not that I recently went through that...

 

[Highli99]

Moar chips is better!

 

[Rhodeman77]

Leaded THC chips feel better than all other poker chips.



Or you'll find 5 progressively more grail sets back to back to back in 4 months, have to buy them all, sell everything in site, then progressively sell the first two at a loss making the last 3 even more expensive... hypothetically of course, not that I recently went through that...

Or you hold off buying a dream set because you are saving every dollar for your dream home. Then you say screw it when one of your top 5 sets becomes available. Within a week your wife then tells you she found the house you are buying after 2 years of searching! Whoops!!!

Sorry honey, I have $10k less than I told you I had last month when we went over the budget for the new house.

 

[MeridianFC]

No matter how expensive, rare, or cool your chips are, the majority of the people in your home game will not notice or care.

 

[allforcharity]

Chipping karma is real.

 

[Colquhoun]

You will never, EVER be completely satisfied with your chip collection.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Next vacation should be a tournament you host at home with your holy grail set.

I like the way you think but she’d probably take the chips in the divorce just for spite. LOL

 

[Budha]

Also, TRKs are 95% cotton. Throw them in w/ your white clothes to clean 'em. Look it up, it's truthy.

 

[PlaidDragon]

The Immutable Laws of Poker Chips

Sopranos chips...



....are real "clay" chips !

A mall store clerk told me this 30+ years ago so it MUST be true right?