The out-of-context thread (16 Viewers)

[Dude]

I told him he has to make his own magic tonight, he said ok!!

 

[Mr Winberg]

as a sex toy, your just not trying hard enough

 

[CraigT78]

I have been graciously on the receiving end

 

[jr8719]

Ughhh I wish I had something for you, just unloaded all of my extra

 

[TheOffalo]

I might have slightly gotten it off. Someone who is better at cleaning should be able to get it off.

 

[Saoliver]

@CraigT78 I'm in for what we've discussed. We can work on details whenever.

 

[Saoliver]

We don't have a wealth of museums, but there is the VAG

 

[WedgeRock]

Sorry it didn't last longer

 

[BlueChipSpecial]

We (including my late dad) have owned a truckload of VAGs:

 

[Kensco]

Mmmm... I could use a Handy.

Said every man, ever

 

[TheOffalo]

Yea just wiggle it out

Yes, with bare hands.

 

[RocAFella1]

Mark n Forrest would likely have a young lady between them.

 

[CraigT78]

use me if you need me

 

[Saoliver]

I also would love to see more

 

[CraigT78]

in the nearest available hole regardless of where

 

[TheOffalo]

I’ve never felt either :’)

 

[BlueChipSpecial]

You should see the size of some of the cows that have been in my bedroom

 

[LinkyBabe]

Big things to come?

 

[TheOffalo]

Those chips are so sexy. My long-term plan is to get a sample set to touch 'em, and then pick some up

 

[TheOffalo]

Same thickness as a regular dealer button, but quite a bit larger!

 

[Coyote]

This touched me emotionally.
Reminded me of the proverbial "Greek Thick Dick".
FYI, all vowels in modern Greek have become long, so the average bona-fide Greek person would read the phrase as "Greek Theeck Deeck"

This post is also a proof that even already crazy threads can be derailed.

 

[Himewad]

This touched me ... "Greek Thick Dick"

Back on track.

 

[WedgeRock]

you may feel more label due to the size

 

[RocAFella1]

I climbed out of a giant hole to finish

 

[Himewad]

The people … were weary of the size at first but once they played with them they were in love.

 

[Jeevansluck]

There’s gotta be someone with my sauce out there!

 

[RocAFella1]

Uhhh yeah... that sounded pretty good until the Vaseline! Lol

 

[RocAFella1]

I’ll get a snapper because it’s a snapper, but yeah…not especially attractive or high quality at all.

 

[arch3r]

we can three-way

 

[WedgeRock]

He’s been encouraging me to come since last may