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[RocAFella1]

I want to come join sometime if possible!

 

[chipinla]

Show me your beaver.

I can get behind

 

[MegaTon44]

Anyone that stacks me gets a DICK chip to commemorate the occasion

Dibs.

 

[Himewad]

whats the size of this?

 

[DZPoker]

There are many days I wished I sold a service people wanted and not a service I know they needed.

At the end of the day — 20 bucks is 20 bucks…no?

 

[Saoliver]

foreign objects…can be no larger than two inches in diameter and no more than one-half inch in depth.

 

[bigdonkey]

but fucking Tina…..

 

[mattross1313]

I may have gone slightly deeper

 

[mattross1313]

I’m excited that it’s only going to grow!

 

[chipinla]

It's gonna be a lot longer

Oh man, it hurts

 

[WedgeRock]

Put me in please!

 

[Kain8]

Occasionally have my pants down

 

[chipinla]

@chipinla and @harrysallout samples both felt very smooth to me

Thanks for noticing.

 

[Kain8]

Shrug and stick in one

 

[bergs]

Better than crying and sticking in two.

 

[RocAFella1]

First time buying a box

Wait, you've never bought a box before?

Great choice for your first box.

Great first box choice!

 

[Tonysquander]

Threesomes are better

 

[RocAFella1]

Very soft vs card board stiff

Modern medicine am I right?

 

[davislane]

root these ladies

 

[tommyvulgar]

too cold [...] too dry [...] too tight

too hot [...] too moist [...] too loose

 

[tabletalker7]

Your holes are so much cleaner than mine

 

[Beakertwang]

I was so turned off by the R party, I voted D in local races for 10 years afterwards.

 

[WedgeRock]

I think it might have been @Beakertwang that did it to me.

 

[WedgeRock]

Anyone else need to get some feelsies?

 

[Hot Nuts]

This one has been left hanging out there for a while. Surprised it had gotten through.

@CraigT78 have you pulled yours out yet?

 

[Beakertwang]

Where are the manual tools?!?!

 

[Beakertwang]

This one has been left hanging out there for a while.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Thank you. That one didn't get left hanging out for long.

 

[merkong]

What the hell? I mean I like the guy but madone!

 

[Tonysquander]

I'll kick it off with a screw