The out-of-context thread (10 Viewers)

[RocAFella1]

Love getting them in play Mel.

 

[RocAFella1]

let's see if I can hold onto them this time.

 

[RocAFella1]

All you kooky asses who think those BJ chips suck....get your heads checked!

 

[1A25R]

This is where the stripper pole should go

 

[RocAFella1]

Chris took care of me.

 

[Saoliver]

Yes! I believe that this is my first time making the Out of Context Thread. Though, I have had a few that I thought would be here for sure.

Thanks, @RocAFella1.

 

[RocAFella1]

Yes! I believe that this is my first time

 

[RocAFella1]

I can't believe I'm having to bump this!

 

[Ethan]

You will always be a horned melon to me.

 

[RocAFella1]

Well Fuck!! My wife is just the damn Terminator tonight!!

Tell your wife I said “nice rack”

 

[RocAFella1]

Had to pull out

 

[Dr. Matt]

Tempted for the Brazilian

 

[RocAFella1]

I've got a one in one out policy now

 

[RocAFella1]

Mark says I can’t come anymore.

 

[RocAFella1]

the wife would find out about my dirty, expensive hobby.

 

[BonScot]

Played the wheel game with the wife, which was a great way to get some.

 

[Perthmike]

In that case, I take it back.

 

[RocAFella1]

Small package
Thank you @Chippy McChiperson!

 

[RocAFella1]

double nutted, (I think)

 

[RocAFella1]

Guess someone’s going to have to start licking to find out for sure

 

[RocAFella1]

Hot damn. Nice score. Please post any and all action shots

 

[RocAFella1]

It’s a banana... and it doesn’t go on your head...

 

[BonScot]

That wasn’t out of context... I think I’ve made it clear where the banana has to go

 

[Highli99]

This one made me think of the time in my old neighborhood (townhouses) when my neighbor who worked at NSA texted me to inform me that “a bunch of vultures were on our roof”. I responded in text asking “do you think they can smell the bodies we hid in our attic?” He got all pissed at me for that one. Life is good when you don’t have TSC to worry about.

Whoever BG had to bury in his garage probably had it coming.

It's probably still in my garage/graveyard.

 

[WedgeRock]

I will be on the rod

 

[Mr Winberg]

mmm my mother-in-law

 

[72o]

you decoded me secret message!!

 

[RocAFella1]

Can PP in about an hour

 

[AWenger]

I've got the itch for a black 1. What can I say

 

[WedgeRock]

preferred the other end