The perfect accessory for the poker enthusiast that has it all... (1 Viewer)

i dont mind spending money on my ass but i think i will pass on this one.
 
all you need to know is, because of a woman, anal bleaching was involved.
 
Thank you.

I now feel better about the bills from my last colonoscopy.
Did you give commands during this procedure? You know like when you need your partner to scratch your back? "to the left a little. Up a little. Ahh that's the spot"

Or "I'm sorry doc. I just can't feel anything, slip your other hand in"

BOY this thread descended to toilet humour quick! Bom-bom!! :D
 
I'm 36 and getting near the weird doctor appointments, do I have anything to fear about the colonoscopy? I heard a comedian say about his upcoming colonoscopy (in the joke obv) "I'm extremely worried that my colonoscopy is going to be embarrassing and hurt a bunch...but there's another part of me who is equally as scared that it won't hurt a bit and I'll feel like smoking a cigarette after..." LMAO Love that joke.
 

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