Projectile vomit from the top bunk and false negative rapid strep tests.
It's true. I would have preferred cleaning up literal bullshit to vomit that hit the ground after a 6 foot drop.
And the timing was BS too, @Mrs. Bentax has been away in California all week for work.
This is hilarious, only because I was out of town to California last week, and my kid projectile vomited from the top bunk. All over the book the younger kid was going to have autographed in school the next day. So my poor wife had to deal with throw up, AND a screaming kid. I was probably at the open bar at the time.....so total bullshit for her