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Things That Are Bullsh*t (10 Viewers)

NotRealNameNoSir said:
Have we mentioned Germatria in here yet?
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Getting old. I'm sitting here in an open gym waiting to run on the next basketball game with a gym full of guys in their 20s and 30s wondering what the hell am I thinking?. Being in my 40s sucks.
 
JMC9389 said:
Norovirus.

Get a call 3pm my daughter vomited at school and that I need to pick her up. Vomits a second time from the time I got called from the time I eventually got to her. Fine, maybe it's all done.

Nope.

Vomits seven more times since she's been home and three of those times on me. Now the countdown is on from when I'm inevitably going to feel like shit and emptying the entirety of my GI tract contents tomorrow.
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Honestly, if she didn’t puke in your car you’re winning.
 
You know what’s bullshit? Plastic chips with the denomination on the mold but not on the label. I swear I look at a chips like that and it takes me like 15-20 seconds to finally notice the denom. And it’s bullshit.
 
These new fuck'n LED headlights are straight up bullshit. Nuclear flash bright and nowhere near pointed towards the pavement. I swear when someone is behind me with these things, my truck actually casts a shadow in front of me to the point where my headlights seem like they're broke.

 
Irish said:
These new fuck'n LED headlights are straight up bullshit. Nuclear flash bright and nowhere near pointed towards the pavement. I swear when someone is behind me with these things, my truck actually casts a shadow in front of me to the point where my headlights seem like they're broke.

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I could not agree more….I try my best to aim my rear view mirrors back at them. I hope it’s working.
 
LowerBama1714 said:
I could not agree more….I try my best to aim my rear view mirrors back at them. I hope it’s working.
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Side mirrors work too. Fun activity to pass the time while waiting at a red light. Extra fun as you can see the beam move until it hits them in the eyes.....
 

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