Oh we are getting smashed and I'm gonna let Craig give me 3. It's gonna be such an insulting hot mess.Trust me you want me playing if you want colorful, not commentating.
“Berg finishes off his 4th pitcher of margaritas and repots on this King four deuce rainbow flop. Everyone calls, and we go to the draw phase where Berg leads us off by taking 5 cards while commenting ‘I never looked at the first 5 but nobody else did either so I have reverse implied draw equity’”. Nobody laughs as Matt takes 2 cards, Krish takes 2, and Hornet is patting. On the Queen of Hearts turn — it looks like Berg is trying to say something but he’s also trying to win a prop bet with players from the next table over where he has to fit an entire Big Mac in his mouth. We’ll wait for him to — wait, it looks he’s repotted and is now not-so-quietly asking what game they’re playing. He’s a canny wily one this Berg.
Matt appears to be repotting but is also missing a card in his hand, and Krish is feverishly typing on his phone. Hornet calls and looks very annoyed - probably because this hand started 39 minutes ago.
As Krish ponders a call Matt appears to ask if it’s high low and says ‘Oh Dear’”.
A beautiful beautiful mess.