You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when... (3 Viewers)

[moose]

When you order chips from a Chiproom sale using the free wifi at Mccarran...

 

[BGinGA]

When you pre-order the maximum allowed quantities of the most recent Chiproom sale, even though your wifi connection isn't showing any chip pictures.....

 

[Luk_nuts]

When your wife points out that you are receiving more packages with chips than she is with shoes, bags, clothes and make-up.

 

[jbutler]

When you refuse to open this thread for the first three days it's running because you're afraid of the inevitable realizations it will bring.

 

[MD Mike]

When you get genuinely upset that your friends think an old set of heavy slugged plastics are "really nice" because they are heavy when they were already playing with 10 gram clay chips all night...

 

[JTBass]

.....when you take a fine pin and scrap the crud out of the dirty top hat and cane just to get the chips as clean as possible.

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

When you create an account on PCF in order to be eligible for the special chips at the Shoot Out III.

 

[Mr Tree]

When you create an account on PCF in order to be eligible for the special chips at the Shoot Out III.

Liz!

 

[detroitdad]

as your cashing out from a decent win at 5 in the morning your already calculating your next chip purchase.

 

[Tommy]

Welcome Mrs Z. (y) :thumbsup:

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

Welcome Mrs Z. (y) :thumbsup:

I feel like I've been here all along!

 

[Ben]

When the Zombies hold a game on your daughter's birthday and you desperately rack your brain for an excuse to sneak out that somehow wouldn't make you Worst Dad Ever.

 

[detroitdad]

as your cashing out from a decent win at 5 in the morning your already calculating your next chip purchase.

A Mardi Gras cash set is in the lead. I'm gonna take my time and shop around.

 

[slisk250]

When you create an account on PCF in order to be eligible for the special chips at the Shoot Out III.

We'll have to add a good prize in Denver to lure the Zombies to the mountains then

...rerail

...you use a barrel of Paulson's for a paper weight at work.

 

[Don Clay]

When

You buy a set you don't need just because you have the free wifi at the bar on the beach

 

[liftapint]

when...you check PCF before your eyes are even fully open in the morning, and before letting the dog outside -- to make sure there isn't anything new in the classifieds that you "gotta have".

 

[derekdd23]

When the saddest part of your day is when you see this message...

"You have no unread posts. You may view all recent posts instead."

 

[UW85]

When you're willing to pay for the design of a new denomination to a set of existing chips...and order enough chips to make it worth the manufacturer's time simply to extend your already bloated set of chips!

 

[Smiff]

I was cleaning a large batch of chips and was thinking about the old Jeff Foxworthy skits "You know your a redneck when" and got to thinking it could also apply to chips.

Some to start it off (True stories)

When
You finish cleaning 2000 chips and your not even half way done

When
Your 2 year old describes the dice chips you gave him as Disgusting and steals your Paulsons

When watching the Godfather, you automatically think of ASM's.

 

[Smiff]

When you tell your 2-yr old playing Alphabet blocks that he has a dirty stack.

 

[Smiff]

Thought of a good one for Foxworthy - "If you use mousse to style your hair..... (Short pause)..... on your back, you might be a redneck"

 

[Forty4]

When you see this heading and anticipate an article about GPI...

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/15/wave-of-consolidation-hits-chipmakers.html

 

[MD Mike]

When you see this heading and anticipate an article about GPI...

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/15/wave-of-consolidation-hits-chipmakers.html

You scared me! I already feel like this is the dark ages since Paulson jumped out of the game.

Makes me sad and makes me think I might have jumped into it a little late!

 

[MD Mike]

Actually to be perfectly honest, I really wanted the Sidepot set "Protege". That looked like the nuts to me.

Alas they are not being made no more

 

[BiGGyT]

When you already have 4 display cases that hold 50 chips each, and you need another one due to your last Vegas trip.

 

[Socraticd]

when people from work start bringing YOU gifts when they go to weddings

 

[Natchez T]

When you try to get the home game changed to limit just so you can break out new chips

 

[bentax1978]

When you try to get the home game changed to limit just so you can break out new chips

I convinced my weekly $1/$1 cash game group to play $5/$5 one week solely because I had a new set of chips that didn't have a $1 chip for that set (I didn't cite that as the reason to the group)

 

[Toby]

When you dress your kids according to complementary colors from the Poker Chip Design Tool

Yep, just did this. Meg is rocking a 614 with Charcoal Base and spots with DG Tiger foot spots and Lauren is a 1/2 pie with DG Green and DG Pink.

Behold! My beautiful children!

 

[Toby]

Oops! Dupe post!