You know you're getting old when: (2 Viewers)

[upNdown]

You order a new pair of sneakers, and included in the box is a pamphlet from the Mayo Clinic telling old people how to walk.

Me>>>>>

 

[pokerplayingpisces]

This comes up on your Twitter(X) feed. Also happens to be the same year you graduated HS.

 

[rustycheerio]

you can't name a single modern popular musician...

 

[Machine]

You think that’s bad? I got that beat

I didn’t buy shit they just directly target me, I’m mid 40s ffs

​

 

[Poker Zombie]

...when someone 10 years your junior says they are getting old.

Kid, in the next 10 years you're going to wish you were that age.

 

[Labrat]

I saw Billy Joel in concert when he had hair.

 

[Klobberer]

You wake up in pain after a strenuous dream.

 

[Tommy]

I bought a pair of sneakers with no laces. They're not bad.

 

[Sprouty]

I bought a pair of sneakers with no laces. They're not bad.

View attachment 1313272

But do you have them in brown too?

 

[Taghkanic]

...when someone 10 years your junior says they are getting old.

Kid, in the next 10 years you're going to wish you were that age.

I learned this lesson some years ago. If you want to feel younger, just talk to someone older who would kill to be your age again.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

This comes up on your Twitter(X) feed. Also happens to be the same year you graduated HS.
View attachment 1313085

Hell, I’d graduated high school, college and law school and got married by then. You’re still a young whippersnapper.

 

[Tommy]

But do you have them in brown too?

At least there is no velcro.

 

[CDC]

When you don't dare to over stretch yourself to pick up something!

 

[k9dr]

I’ve been getting targeted ads for burial insurance

 

[CraigT78]

When you see that Google is celebrating 25 years as a company.

 

[Sprouty]

At least there is no velcro.

Both of mine have faux laces. Yes I have a pair in both brown and black for all occasions.

 

[CraigT78]

This.

 

[chipinla]

I’ve been going through storage at my mom’s house and I came across my first driver license and it was in the same box as a Burger King ashtray.

Now excuse me while I go walk into the ocean.

 

[BPTDirector]

When it’s been 50 years since you joined the Air Force.

 

[chipinla]

When it’s been 50 years since you joined the Air Force.

I didn’t know you could join the Air Force when you were 3 years old…

 

[Taghkanic]

When you wake up an hour before sunrise no matter how late you stayed up.

 

[chippitydoodah]

I bought a pair of sneakers with no laces. They're not bad.

View attachment 1313272

It was those damn Howie Long commercials!

 

[Irish]

I’ve been going through storage at my mom’s house and I came across my first driver license and it was in the same box as a Burger King ashtray.

Now excuse me while I go walk into the ocean.
View attachment 1313302

Ahhh.... the days when all you needed to make a fake ID was a shitty color printer and a laminater.

 

[Taghkanic]

Ahhh.... the days when all you needed to make a fake ID was a shitty color printer and a laminater.

Shitty color printer? Now you’re making me feel old. My generation snuck into the school photo lab.

 

[Beakertwang]

I bought a pair of sneakers with no laces. They're not bad.

View attachment 1313272

I’m torn between “Kiziks look like old people shoes” and “I think I might buy myself a pair of Kiziks”.

 

[louBdub]

I now own zip up shoes with super squishy insoles.

 

[RocAFella1]

LeBum is playing in his 20th season

 

[chipinla]

Ahhh.... the days when all you needed to make a fake ID was a shitty color printer and a laminater.

That’s the origin story of @Josh Kifer ‘s milling business.

 

[Budha]

When you wake up an hour before sunrise no matter how late you stayed up.

Or, when you wake up sore - just from sleeping

 

[BPTDirector]

I didn’t know you could join the Air Force when you were 3 years old…
View attachment 1313364

I was a baby of 17 - turned 18 3 days into basic training.