jamesjkim
Flush
Lucky seat number 7! Let’s go!
Giveaway 3D Printed Giveaway #5! (3 Viewers)
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LeLe
4 of a Kind
LFG, 8 mean Wealth FAI CAI in Chinese
That's a saying Pocket 8 is the Chinese Aces because of that
Good Sign
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
LFG!
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Cards about to fly... What do people want? 10 ways to the flop... I couldn't imagine pocket pairs being desirable, But we've always had at least one in each of these giveaways!
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RadicusScout
Flush
LeLe
4 of a Kind
I looking a little bit murderish today
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And we have cards! There's always a pocket pair!!!
@p5woody in the small blind gets a small woody when he sees a face card first, but the 5 after it doesn't help the libido much. Still, he's got   suited with some possibilities!@Tonysquander is in quite a quander when he looks down at   . Connected cards aren't so bad 10 ways, right?@auto is dominating @p5woody (as Darkwing should rightly be vs Ultron) with this   . But he's just 1 off of the bookends of a straight, limiting his chances. | |
@GreekRedEye has   off suit and decides to flip @RadicusScout off. Still, the King is the highest card so far; will it remain so?@DZPoker's got   and puts a pin right into @p5woody's woody by taking 2 spades off the board. But he's got a possible straight even with @Tonysquander holding 2 of the cards he'd need.@jamesjkim punches @GreekRedEye in that 1 red eye when he removes a King from the deck with   making it that much harder for him to win. He's also dominated with a practically meaningless 3 of spades. | |
@LeLe wakes up to   which looks kinda pretty in a 10 way pot. That is until he learns that there would be at least 3 other players with cards that would complete his straight flush.@WedgeRock decides to wedge himself between a rock and a hard place with   . He's technically got the lead, but only a  left in the deck, it's going to be really hard to pull this one off. @97destroyer   's is the first Ace, and although it's not paired with a high kicker, he's looking to destroy everyone with an Ace, some diamonds, or a few bullshit runner-runners to straighten out.@RadicusScout deals himself quite an interesting hand of   . They don't look particularly pretty (much like @RadicusScout himself) but they are connected and 2 of the very few face cards out there. |
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I meant it about the trash talking people --- LETS GO!
RadicusScout
Flush
I AM BEING BULLIED AT THIS TABLE!!!And we have cards! There's always a pocket pair!!!
@p5woody in the small blind gets a small woody when he sees a face card first, but the 5 after it doesn't help the libido much. Still, he's got
@Tonysquander is in quite a quander when he looks down at
@auto is dominating @p5woody (as Darkwing should rightly be vs Ultron) with thisView attachment 1276147 @GreekRedEye has
@DZPoker's got
@jamesjkim punches @GreekRedEye in that 1 red eye when he removes a King from the deck withView attachment 1276148 @LeLe wakes up to
@WedgeRock decides to wedge himself between a rock and a hard place with
@97destroyer
@RadicusScout deals himself quite an interesting hand ofView attachment 1276149
REPORTED
I will leave the "100 Likes" open for a little while to see if we can open up a 2nd table...
RadicusScout
Flush
I will leave the "100 Likes" open for a little while to see if we can open up a 2nd table...
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Players limp in until it gets to @DZPoker who decides that his is good enough for a raise to $7.
He gets calls from all of you hopeless degenerates until it gets to @WedgeRock who picks up his cards and almost tosses them in. An image of Yoda (puppet Yoda, not that CGI bullshit Yoda) appears in front of him and tells him to use the force to will the onto the table.
As he's pondering what to do, @97destroyer tosses in the $5 call chip for him and proclaims that this is "taking too long and he's got some destroyin' to do" as he peers over at @LeLe (who I just realized has) and makes a face at him
(The face is either one of fiery destruction because he is the "97" destroyer or one of lust and admiration because he's the destroyer who's favorite hand is "97". You decide)
@RadicusScout, who is fresh off of watching The Sting, knows that he's somehow going to end up with 4 Jacks, and smooth calls.
is good enough for a raise to $7.He gets calls from all of you hopeless degenerates until it gets to @WedgeRock who picks up his cards and almost tosses them in. An image of Yoda (puppet Yoda, not that CGI bullshit Yoda) appears in front of him and tells him to use the force to will the
onto the table.As he's pondering what to do, @97destroyer tosses in the $5 call chip for him and proclaims that this is "taking too long and he's got some destroyin' to do" as he peers over at @LeLe (who I just realized has
) and makes a face at him(The face is either one of fiery destruction because he is the "97" destroyer or one of lust and admiration because he's the destroyer who's favorite hand is "97". You decide)
@RadicusScout, who is fresh off of watching The Sting, knows that he's somehow going to end up with 4 Jacks, and smooth calls.
LeLe
4 of a Kind
And we have cards! There's always a pocket pair!!!
@p5woody in the small blind gets a small woody when he sees a face card first, but the 5 after it doesn't help the libido much. Still, he's got
@Tonysquander is in quite a quander when he looks down at
@auto is dominating @p5woody (as Darkwing should rightly be vs Ultron) with thisView attachment 1276147 @GreekRedEye has
@DZPoker's got
@jamesjkim punches @GreekRedEye in that 1 red eye when he removes a King from the deck withView attachment 1276148 @LeLe wakes up to
@WedgeRock decides to wedge himself between a rock and a hard place with
@97destroyer
@RadicusScout deals himself quite an interesting hand ofView attachment 1276149
All 3 Nines and Sevens is still live, look that a 2 pairs as a prediction
4 eights and tens is also live too, i at least getting a sweat likely by the river
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Must be a Jersey thing?
How could that be, given that it’s going to be runner runner 2s?
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And the flop is ........... 
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Where is the trey on that flop?! I ordered a !
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WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Come on Aces! Can’t let a 9-7 actually beat me!
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| @p5woody is not deterred by this flop and knows that he's got a gut shot straight draw. His motto is "put in the chips in now and ask questions later". Or maybe it's "hook up now and ask questions later" ... I dunno, it's one of those two. Either way, he leads out for $11. | |
| We get calls from the other players hoping for an over (or in @DZPoker's case, a miracle) when it gets to @LeLe. With middle pair and a backdoor flush draw and straight draw, he contemplates the all-in to induce folds. But then he's reminded that every player here is a plastic toy controlled by their childish overlord (me) and realizes that nobody's gonna fold. So, he calls. It gets to @WedgeRock who makes a face like this because his missed the In a sign of defiance and anger, he calls with only $1 chips like a dick. | |
| @97destroyer wonders why he never hits his ace. Why his suited cards always miss the flop. Why fucking @LeLe stole his . But there are still outs; an Ace hasn't shown up .... yet. And then there's our dealer. Good old @RadicusScout, who's got top pair with a face card kicker. Worried he might get kicker'd in the face since he was the deal, he cool plays his top pair and waits for the 3rd Queen to land... |
ChipFinderSK
Full House
If I learned anything from my most recent giveaway, it was that the 1-outer will come on the river, after you’ve lost hope.Where is the trey on that flop?! I ordered a
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