A bunch of Scrub Donkeys (2 Viewers)

[Donkeey69]

Wifey bought me this book and was so happy, she said baby I got you a new poker book! It doesn’t disappoint, this book is truly super system for donkeys! Since implimenting the teachings from this amazing read, I’m known as the scrub master donkeeeeeyyy on the felt

 

[toothpic]

I watched all this unfold and he made OP then disappeared. Thread went on for like 20 pages and chips were made in his honor. Then this fool comes back and is like “sorry guys I was drunk as a skunk”.

we laughed

and then a few weeks later this m*f* starts doing giveaways Hahahha. It was the best

It really was like a storybook ending. In the end, they all became friends.

 

[RivieraDanny]

How did I not find this till now?????? @Hammer2171 luv ya bud!!! HAHAHAHA

 

[Hammer2171]

I originally looked into this forum and other website sources for casino quality poker chips... Only to find a bunch of poker chip nerds trying to sell $0cash value "collectable" poker chips for outrageous amounts money posting of mediocre poker winnings, etc... Poker chips aren't like classic cars, or silver, or gold... they are f****** poker chips for crying out loud, with no actual cash value or "collectable value" that you supposedly claim maybe those very few rare ones are collectable, but for the most part, not really. There is no actual significant history behind "most poker chips" that are being priced at $2 - $5 per poker chip. I will gladly take my money to the casino and get "cash value" poker chips that I can always keep or cash back out for my money if I ever wanted to. You couldn't hold a gun to my head to buy your overpriced poker chips you idiots. I don't care if Paulson doesn't make poker chips anymore or these other brand names older than Paulson. It doesn't make the value that much more because it's not produced anymore, or because only so many of them were produced, as if it's rare. Casinos bought thousands upon thousands of the same poker chips, it's not like a limited number was produced for that specific poker chip for that specific casino. I would love to see you take it to a pawn store or an auction place and see how much it sales for... Oh ya that's right, only these idiots would pay that much for it, that's why you post it on this stupid site. A bunch of donkey mules

I would love to see you take it to a pawn store or an auction place and see how much it sales for...

 

[DonkeyKing]

I haven't seen this post until now.

Might as well...

 

[BonScot]

Anyone who bought these chips (and those who didn’t) can vote for them here…

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/thre...avalry-club-at-the-armory.76119/#post-1544984

 

[BirdCage]

Available on eBay as of this morning…rather awesome…HHR mold (but should be nicknamed DHR)…a 1 cent chip that cost $2 to make and is selling for $12…donkey fodder!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Available on eBay as of this morning…rather awesome…a 1 cent chip that cost $2 to make and is selling for $12…donkey fodder!

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"Casino chip"

 

[Colquhoun]

Available on eBay as of this morning…rather awesome…a 1 cent chip that cost $2 to make and is selling for $12…donkey fodder!

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A little more about that set here:
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/thre...-pr0n-rounders-tribute-asm.61571/post-1210353

 

[BigJackJones]

Soooooo do you scrub the donkey before you have sex with it....or after?

It probably depends on who's pitchin' and who's catchin'.... etiquette, Y'all

 

[Hammer2171]

Happy 2024 you bunch of Scrub Donkey Mules from one degenerate to another, love y’all

 

[Saoliver]

Happy Donkey Day to all of you Scrub Donkeys.

 

[Tommy]

Scrub Donkey 4 Life!

 

[bsdunbar1]

Scrub Donkey 4 Life!

I will forever think of the term "Scrub Donkey" and chuckle for the rest of my life

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

This thread should be required reading for every new PCF member.

 

[BonScot]

I built my career on this thread

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I built my career on this thread

GROUP BUY 2
GROUP BUY 2
GROUP BUY 2

I will send you a haggis packed into an empty Irn Bru bottle if this happens.

 

[BEANO52]

GROUP BUY 2
GROUP BUY 2
GROUP BUY 2

I will send you a haggis packed into an empty Irn Bru bottle if this happens.

@Marhault
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Spoiler: Snowball

 

[Tommy]

 

[Winslow2918]

Well... I guess I'm overdue for my hoof cleaning!

 

[Tommy]

@Hammer2171's journey began with that very first post. Now, he's surpassed 1,500! This hobby can be a rollercoaster, but this thread is definitely one of the best on PCF.

 

[Hammer2171]

@Hammer2171's journey began with that very first post. Now, he's surpassed 1,500! This hobby can be a rollercoaster, but this thread is definitely one of the best on PCF.

Very humbling experience, and definitely learned not to post anything while being intoxicated. Thank you @Tommy and the rest of the people on the forum for being such great people.

 

[Tommy]

Very humbling experience, and definitely learned not to post anything while being intoxicated. Thank you @Tommy and the rest of the people on the forum for being such great people.

I'm making that post into a wall hanging for the man cave. Ordered the picture frame on Amazon today.

 

[Hammer2171]

Not the “you couldn’t hold a gun to my head to buy your overpriced poker chips” and I never even needed the gun pointed at my head to buy them I have to tell myself not to buy more poker chips, whenever I get on the forum from time to time. There was a point where I kept having poker chips coming in the mail every week, my wife would tell me, “poker chips again? Why do you need so many poker chips?” Because lol

 

[joeyshin]

This was one of the greatest journeys. I remember he went from cursing all the PCFers to have several giveaways. Lol

 

[shorticus]

An entire chipset spawned from a single drunk post! Incredible!
I love this place!

 

[Hammer2171]

An entire chipset spawned from a single drunk post! Incredible!
I love this place!

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The Hammer Dealer button cracks me up every time just blasted going on a rant at 2AM with a whiskey drink in his hand and the I Hate U shirt

 

[Hammer2171]

This was one of the greatest journeys. I remember he went from cursing all the PCFers to have several giveaways. Lol

Speaking of that I need to do a giveaway again. I’m going to be giving away some FadedSpade cards. I will be posting in the classifieds or wherever I am able to post it.

 

[Boother36]

I'm making that post into a wall hanging for the man cave. Ordered the picture frame on Amazon today.

We need to see pictures when it's hanging!!!

 

[w00zie]

@BonScot