Conference me in. I’ll have my copy of the bylaws ready.Alright. Time to light the beacon of punishment and call in the board to speak on this.
The 4 layer Torture Matrix is going to be needed for this violation.Conference me in. I’ll have my copy of the bylaws ready.
If I had any endgame here, it would have played out long ago.
“No, seriously guys, I didn’t have them made. Some guy in Iowa is a fan. And then a bunch of other dudes wanted them too. No, I’m not famous. More notorious than famous.”If I had any endgame here, it would have played out long ago.
Yeah. The buttons just kinda happened. Now let me tell you a story about the Giant Josh Kifer flag and limited edition Pog set.....I was doing security for Sinbad.....“No, seriously guys, I didn’t have them made. Some guy in Iowa is a fan. And then a bunch of other dudes wanted them too. No, I’m not famous. More notorious than famous.”
I read this in Martin Short's voice.In-famous.
Thee Main event prizes...... View attachment 859256
Fooking jub yub!
Who lit the potato-shaped beacon?
What is this beautiful insanity and why was I not offered a set?
There was an entire group buy......What is this beautiful insanity and why was I not offered a set?
I have the angry emoji one, but I somehow totally missed the others.There was an entire group buy......
This is the way!I don't even need these and I want them. This is the way.
I was going ask whether this event will be live streamed with hole cams for non-attendees, but I'm no longer going to ask that question out of an abundance of caution . . .I got two of them right now.
I'm back to one butthole!I was going ask whether this event will be live streamed with hole cams for non-attendees, but I'm no longer going to ask that question out of an abundance of caution . . .
(1) Congrats; andI'm back to one butthole!
Josh’s bathroom:I was going ask whether this event will be live streamed with hole cams for non-attendees, but I'm no longer going to ask that question out of an abundance of caution . . .
Why are we not talking about this!!?
I brought it up on Facebook once and summarily was banned from FB for 2 weeksWhy are we not talking about this!!?
@Gorbash: Do you plan on attending COTS3? Choose from the options below.I brought it up on Facebook once and summarily was banned from FB for 2 weeks
Is there actually a Main Event or is Main Event just a euphemism for something that happens in @Josh Kifer's basement on Sunday?@Gorbash: Do you plan on attending COTS3? Choose from the options below.
Yes.
Yes, but only the main event.