Co-opting Memes (and Reaction GIFs) for the PCF Universe (1 Viewer)

[Anthony Martino]

Right before the start of a Meat-up

When you ask @guinness if he wants to play heads-up 4 rollz

When I convince the table to play a limit 8-game mix

When I'm one-outered on the river in the main event

When I'm waiting for the chip-runner and there's 8 people going to the river in O8

When my opponent makes a terrible call and doesn't get rewarded for it

When someone asks @Chicken Rob if he would be interested in playing SOHE

When you get it all-in pre with against the Lagtards and the flop comes

When you shove pre with Jacks and are snap-called by OMC

 

[jbutler]

My work productivity level the week before BBotB:

My work productivity level the day before BBotB:

When my wife asks me how much I'm bringing to BBotB:

Jose changing into something hip to come play with the youths at BBotB:

When it's someone's first time at Keller's and they hear he has a urinal:

When Glider finds out there aren't any more ribs and does what he has to do:

When Bergman asks me and Tim if he's donking it off or playing well and getting unlucky:

Driving to grub late night:

Waking up to someone asking if I wanna to go the Wooden Spoon:

When I walk into the Spoon in my pajamas because it's all about comfort:

When I finally bink a fucking tournament and Bergman says he wants to get a photo of the winner:

 

[stocky]

@jbutler lost it at Kramer/urinal one.

 

[stocky]

And guys can we please keep the BBotB and S@P talk down. You're killing me here

 

[12thMan]

When everybody keeps talking about BBotB and S@tP and I know all I have to look forward to is posts in the thread:

 

[guinness]

At least once per session.

 

[guinness]

Phil Ivey is not a comedian but this situation made me laugh just as hard. I mean, you have 500K on the line and he's like "whatever, I got an 8".

 

[guinness]

Can't Lose Here.

Another gold from 2+2

 

[jbutler]

When I open to $3 over 1 limper at .25/.50 PLO and someone tells me I can only raise to $2.50.

When we form up for a team last longer bet and no one wants me on their team.

When I get it all in freerolling.

When courage is sweating my cards and I see him tense up when I jam with air on the river.

When I hit the bed at 4am.

When Jose minraises.

 

[detroitdad]

When courage is sweating my cards and I see him tense up when I jam with air on the river.

I lol'd.

 

[snooptodd]

What I think I look like when I'm running hot.

What I really look like when I'm running hot.

 

[courage]

What I look like after sweating butler's cards and he jams with air on the river.

What I whisper to butler while waiting for his opponent to act.

What I tell butler after he's down 17 buy-ins.

guinness binks after butler gets it in a 93% fav.

butler checking to see if I saw that.

tilty butler gets it in vs guinness as a 9:1 dog but scoops.

Me to harley as I enter the hotel suite.

 

[manamongkids]

me walking into BBotB

what im thinking after too many beers

me after watching people get eliminated one by one in a tournament

When I ask Bond to take me to the bathroom

 

[jbutler]

When I ask Bond to take me to the bathroom
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This one got me. Bond4Life.

 

[CraigT78]

This thread is epic. I need a beer and a bowl of pretzels to enjoy it properly.

 

[luckbox]

i got no clue but i thought this belongs here

 

[bergs]

That last one is when Guinness and I get it all in after 54 repots for 3000bb per side and we chop and split 2.25.

 

[jbutler]

When I get down to my last buy-in on the first night of BBotB.

When I get it all in three ways with 21 outs on the flop and whiff.

When I rebuy for my last $100 and everyone else has $1k+.

When I think it's not that late, but look out the window and the sun's coming up.

When I 4-bet into 5 players with the second nuts both ways in SOHE.

When I play SOHE at all.

When Jose asks, "Who raised my blind?"

When I'm the only one at the table not ripped out of my mind and I'm losing in the game.

When Jose calls to check in with his wife and she asks how the game's going.

When I jam the river and Bergman tanks and gets me talking.

When we're waiting for lunch to be ready.

 

[courage]

^^ likexbazillion

 

[Anthony Martino]

When you notice Jim at the Chiproom posted 10 minutes ago with a sale but everything already sold out within 5 minutes

When someone convinces themselves that you're bluffing because they've been bluffing all night and you've only shown down premium hands and they stack off to you

When you snap-call the LAG who's raised the last 9 out of 7 hands and he's got Aces

When your BCC customs came in and were perfect

When @courage sees a pretty lady

When someone launches into a bad beat story as soon as you sit down

When you're trying to make it as an online pro

When you've just bluffed a calling station

That guy with the headphones who always takes forever to realize the action is on him

When Paulson left the home game market

When you finally got your awesome set of CPS China Clays and you see pr0n for @Mr Tree 's the Hitching Post customs

When all of your bluffs are getting picked off

When someone calls clock because you're taking too long calculating the pot odds of an all-in call

When you leave the Meat-Up having quadrupled your bankroll

When the guy who's been slow-rolling everyone gets slow-rolled

The 12-year old thirty-tabler who is taking all your chips at the ONE table you're playing on

When your opponent folds to your shove

 

[RowdyRawhide]

When you get the shipping notice:

When someone new to PCF opens the Derail/WTF thread for the first time:

When you know you've built an epic set and post the first pr0n anyone has seen:

When you've been collecting a rare set and you see a WTB post from another user looking for "your" chips:

When you happen to refresh new posts just as someone posts a WTS for some chips everyone has been looking for:

When Jose gets home from BBotB with his SOHE trophy:

Holy shit, the last three in this thread are hilarious and "my awards" had me crying

 

[guinness]

When I've stepped away from the table but hear "Hey guinness, we're gonna fold your hand".

Rob the dealer deals me the nutz on the turn, but we realize he forgot a burn card.

When there are left over beers on Sunday at BBotBB and people ask me if I want to take some home.

When Berg is late to the circus table and realizes there are no seats, but there is one huge nit sitting there.

The moment before the first cards are dealt for BBotBB and everyone's bankroll is in order.

When people realize I'm not drunk yet and they want me to spew.

20 minutes after Chicken's crack coffee has been served and the first cash table opens up.

When someone asks me if I'd like to puff a fatty before the main event.

What I think Rob the dealer is doing every time we send him a txt "Are you dealing for us at BBotB?" and he doesn't respond.

BINK BINK BINK

PLO, I'm cruising into the river with bottom set, nut flush, nut straight draws and brick to a straight.

I wake up to "hey we're leaving now for Wooden Spoon, if you want to go, it's now only"

 

[Anthony Martino]

When there are left over beers on Sunday at BBotBB and people ask me if I want to take some home.

Ha ha ha, my buddy Adam would be this guy

 

[iBetOnEverything]

When they ask me if I put Baileys in the Crack Coffee

When I'm stuck and I call NO LIMIT TEXAS HOLDEM AT THE CIRCUS TABLE

When @bergs asks me to refresh the March Madness stream on his laptop

When a lagtard tries to rep a useless card

Me in every hand I play vs @guinness

Watching my roll

Me when some Billy Joel song comes on Pandora

When I know its my option to 5th straddle

When two nits are hollywooding on the river in a small pot

When I'm trying to coordinate all sweat everything to put @gopherblue on tilt

When @Chicken Rob invites his humane exterminator to the game

Explaining my thought process when in reality I just said "Fuck it I'll call"

When its midnight and I go out in the Dover Tundra to recharge

After I bust the main and I rage quit drive home

When I explain to my wife what we did all weekend

 

[Poker Zombie]

OK, I'm fucking sold. When is the BBotBB in 2016?

Edit: Drunk posting. Also, BBotBB in 2016 wont work. Will shoot for 2017. Still disappointed in Maryland crab cakes though.

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

OK, I'm fucking sold. When is the BBotBB in 2016?

I mutherfuckin' hate New England. Fall leaves (they happen in every goddamn state) and piss-poor crab-cakes that everyone thinks are awesome because they've never heard of Alaska. Still, if there's 1 redeeming quality to the entire region, it will be the BBotBB.

To be fair every crab cake outside of Maryland is by definition piss-poor.

 

[bergs]

Wednesday March 16th to Sunday March 20th. There is a BBOTB thread here with all the things for details.

 

[snooptodd]

In honor of the holidays ...



When I'm down one buy-in.

When I'm down 5 buy-ins.

My reaction after guinness calls three barrels by Dan P in PLO with pocket 7s and no draw and is right.

When bergs gets out the Dunes chips.

When I donk off my chips due to FPS (fancy play syndrome)

When someone is willing to give up their dignity to win the $5 slipper award at BBotBB

When I think I'm going to scoop a monster and end up getting quartered.

When the table bully has been picking on me all day and I finally get dealt the nuts.

When I'm 12 beers in and someone suggests we play SOHE.

 

[bergs]

When I get looked up by someone with a bare ace in PLO and they win the pot

When I'm at the Treehouse Brewery the week before the BBOTB with my wife and we're trying to figure out how to get 10 growlers, 8 750ml bottles, and 40 cans into a cooler.

When I have the nut low draw, nut flush draw, oesd, and top set going into the river and the 9 of clubs pops off which is the only card in the deck that lets my opponent scoop.

When we're in the middle of a fucking huge hand and Leonard starts showing us pictures from work on his phone.

Me on Thursday at 7:05pm, staring at my manila folder of sports wagering and realizing that I just found an immortal parlay lock...

Every hero call everyone makes for the entire weekend...

 

[bergs]

This is me barreling Butler and I think he'll fold flop but he calls, and then I'm certain he'll fold turn but he calls, and then he snaps my river jam with 44 and holds up.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...ed-doing-gymnastics-at-foxwoods-this-weekend/