Co-opting Memes (and Reaction GIFs) for the PCF Universe (2 Viewers)

...I mutherfuckin' hate New England. Fall leaves (they happen in every goddamn state) and piss-poor crab-cakes that everyone thinks are awesome because they've never heard of Alaska. Still, if there's 1 redeeming quality to the entire region, it will be the BBotBB.

Wow!! Another reason for a "dislike" button.
 
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Wow!! Another reason for an "unlike" button.

I dunno, I've lived in New England my entire life and after 10' 3" of snow from mid January to mid February last year, and 6 feet of snow on my groaning roof, and 6 ice dams that had faucet-like drips on my first floor ceilings....fuck New England with Mr. Frosty's nose.
 
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As a New England lifer I can guarantee that nobody is claiming crab cakes as a cultural promotion. That is, nobody is either claiming that title in social talk nor saying "man are you thinking what I'm thinking, crab cakes". Its all lobster and its all about the eating vs best of promotion series.

Fall leaves I call all day. This is 3 miles from my house, casually taken picture where I run my dogs in isolation 95% of the time.


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Drunk posting? Never done it lol.
 
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Kicking off the bbbbotbbbb because lawless New Hampshire.
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An hour later The Chicken House is raided.
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berg greets new chippers at the circus table.
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@JoseRijo at circus table.
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Early busto players from the Main Event waiting for the dealer to wake up from 2 hours sleep to start the cash game.
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When I'm in for my whole roll last day at circus table and win one monsterpotten to break even.
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When I'm busto 3 hands later.
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Literal LOLs at @courage's Spring Breakers gif series, especially the last two. Can't wait for March...
 
Me after making pretty much every decision I make.

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Everyone else after pretty much every decision I make.

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When Cheryl comes downstairs and chats with Bergman during a game.

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When they hit their one outer and I need to walk it off.

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When someone needs a ruling in a hand versus @courage and calls @bergs to come over as tourney director to make a decision, but @courage is on @bergs' last longer team.

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Ejecting the nit from the bbbbotbbbb circus table.
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@jbutler and @guinness in the SOHE tourney.

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Waiting for Bond to bring some Starbucks and Bailey's.
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The voice in my head when I see how awesome my Big O hand is on the flop.
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The voice in my head when I see my Big O hand on the river.
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The voice in my head after paying off the river.
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Day 2, time to get up for Wooden Spoon.
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HU for last seat at circus table.
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@jbutler welcomes me to the circus table.
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All-in first hand vs 1 player, 89% fav.
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Any player's reaction to bbbbotbbbb bad beat story.
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The board I hope for vs @JoseRijo when all-in PF.
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What Jose usually tells me after a hand.
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How I feel when my hand holds up vs the field at the circus table.
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New player inevitably asks @guinness this question.
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14th buy-in, 10:38 AM day 4, 22 minutes before game breaks.
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When I've shoved all-in on a pure bluff and get picked off

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About 90% of the hands I'm dealt

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Coin-flipping on the money bubble

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That one guy that takes forever to make..........every...........decision

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When I've shoved all-in on a bluff and go into Hellmuth hidey-mode and hear someone say call

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When the board is getting scary and there's still five players in so you're making a big bet to try and end it now before your Kings get cracked

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When that hyper LAG calls your big preflop raise with garbage, hits bottom pair and sticks around to river his two pair

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When you're 95% to win on the turn and the 1-outer hits on the river

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When my Kings run into Aces

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The third time in a session my flopped set has lost to runner-runner flushes or straights

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@courage ?

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When the button is habitually stealing my raise and I can't do jack about it

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At a poorly structured home tournament after I've busted and they ask if I want to rebuy (when my rebuy will give me a grand total of 10bb's)

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When lady luck has forsaken me

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Trying to convince the other players I'm drinking too

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What I need before I open my mouth and try telling jokes amongst people I've just met

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Checking my poker face

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Another $600 tournament, another 70% or greater favorite AIPF, another bustout deep into the event

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When I'm dealt pocket rockets

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Pretty sure you're bluffing but I'm too chicken to make the call

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BBotB

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When your opponent flips over the nuts

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When I take 1st in a tournament

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Aces cracked again

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When you smash the flop

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When you make the crying call on the river and pay off the value bet

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When the dealer accidently flips my 2nd card and it would've given my a pair of Aces

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When I raised AK and some idiot called with K3 off and the flop was K63

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95% to win and then the river

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When that meatup that started in July is clearly dragging on a little too long

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When your first card was good but your 2nd card is junk

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Playing SOHE

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When my get-the-fuck-out-of-my-pot bets aren't working

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When Hellmuth is shown footage of him making a bad call

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When you bust on the river

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Pulling off a successful bluff and showing it

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When you've got @guinness @bergs and Harley on your immediate left in a pot limit game

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Contemplating a call

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At the casino at 2am on a weekend

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When your big bet bluff is called

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No Stealing My Blinds!

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When you've just flopped the nuts and multiple players are betting and raising

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When my four-bet pre is met with three callers

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When you finally suck out on someone that's been doing it to you all night

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When your opponent says they had pot odds to call half their stack chasing a gutshot

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When you've got two black Kings and the flop is all hearts

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Leaving after winning six buyins

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Playing heads-up against an aggressive opponent

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When someone complains about their Aces being cracked

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When you convince someone you've got it

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When your flop bets actually work to fold everyone out

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When I arrive and people ask who I am

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Tangling with the other chip leader

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entering heads-up play

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Quads vs Straight Flush

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When you said "call" and didn't realize someone had already raised

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Too much BBQ at the meat-up

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That one guy wearing headphones that doesn't pay attention and doesn't realize it's his turn to act

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When I find out there will be high-low split games spread

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95% to win and then the river

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Giving off false tells

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Please don't call........please don't call.............arrrr he called!

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When I make a bad call but get there

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When three guys are speaking Mandarin at the poker table

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Winning an all-in pot off a drunk at 5am

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Re-raising the raiser

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When @DrStrange explains the ROI problem you'll face if you call that bet

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When your buddies wife keeps min-raising your blinds

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Breakfast at The Wooden Spoon after poker'ing all night

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When another player says you should call because of the odds

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When you call with trip aces, but didn't even notice a possible straight on the board
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When you're bluffing a nit, and someone else tells them you're bluffing
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You raise with aces, get 3 betted, and then 4 bet them right back
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When the same player keeps stealing your blinds
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When the player on your right won't quit telling their story long enough to take their action
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When you make the hero call, and cripple the big stack bully
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Realizing I need to rebuy for a 13th time this session.
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My reaction to Jack telling me that my previous 12 bustouts were all bad beats and I'm really playing optimally.
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Butler after telling me this and eyeing my 13th buyin.
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I bust Jack with a Queen high hand in PLO after both of our draws brick horribly.
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My reaction on the next hand when I get it all in with KJ72r in PLO hi-only and Tim calls with KJ83r and asks what I want to do.
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Flop K83. Turn 7. River 7. Second board is 222xx.
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What I saw when I look at Jack after I scoop both hands against Guinness
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Next hand I get it in on the flop versus Courage and I have KKxx and he has AAxx on a AJ4r flop. Courage is like:
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...but then I turn a Q and river a T for the nutskies, and I be like:
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Socks and Chicken watching the last 3 hands unfold, having both folded pre every time.
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When Dolomite's son comes downstairs at 7am and @guinness and I are still playing heads up in the basement:

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When I tell someone about the time when @courage celebrated set-over-setting me on the turn, but then realized it was his bad karma that allowed me to hit quads on the river:

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When you've been grinding 22 hours a day for 3 days and then someone who shows up fresh on the third day of BBotB wants to take photos:

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When I catch the literally inevitable traffic in Hartford on the way up to BBotB:

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When I bink the tourney:

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When @Redbelly decides he can make it to BBotB:

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@courage after I suck out and tell him, "I had a lot of backdoor outs."

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lol, the DG montage is epic. I think photobomb is my fav.

* I have blotted set over set + quads from my mind. Premature gloating doesn't sound like me. ;)
 
When someone gets 500 BBs in with top pair versus a wrap in PLO and says, "Well, at least I got my money in good."

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@bergs when he can't find a Dunes $1k.

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Me when I chop the tourney 3 ways.

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@bergs when I chop the tourney 3 ways.

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@courage when he tables the nut low and the dealer says @bergs scoops.

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Me when I tell him we're playing high only.

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When I bust in third in the satellite that pays 2.

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When I finally get home and see my wife after spending 96 hours with dudes in a basement.

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When I get back to work after dropping my roll at BBotB and a co-worker asks me how my weekend was.

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