When my get-the-fuck-out-of-my-pot bets aren't working
When Hellmuth is shown footage of him making a bad call
When you bust on the river
Pulling off a successful bluff and showing it
When you've got
@guinness @bergs and Harley on your immediate left in a pot limit game
Contemplating a call
At the casino at 2am on a weekend
When your big bet bluff is called
No Stealing My Blinds!
When you've just flopped the nuts and multiple players are betting and raising
When my four-bet pre is met with three callers
When you finally suck out on someone that's been doing it to you all night
When your opponent says they had pot odds to call half their stack chasing a gutshot
When you've got two black Kings and the flop is all hearts
Leaving after winning six buyins
Playing heads-up against an aggressive opponent
When someone complains about their Aces being cracked
When you convince someone you've got it
When your flop bets actually work to fold everyone out
When I arrive and people ask who I am