Derail and WTF Merge Thread (45 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

@fuckerock

I'd listen to that.

 

[Mr Winberg]

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This amused me greatly. I am Fuck Fucketti

Fuck Fuckberg. Using all my names I get:
Fuck Fuck Fuckar Fuckberg

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Highli99]

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I still send digital touch sketches of my junk all the time. But mostly to my brother in law. I’d send them to @longflop too if he had an iPhone

 

[longflop]

I still send digital touch sketches of my junk all the time. But mostly to my brother in law. I’d send them to @longflop too if he had an iPhone

Let me check my contract and see if I'm due for an upgrade...

 

[Poker Zombie]

Let me check my contract and see if I'm due for an upgrade...

Longflop: "I'd like to upgrade my phone"
Sales Rep: "Sure, we have dozens of models available. Tell me why you want the upgrade, and I can show you the best device for your needs."

Longflop: "Uh... a guy on the internet wants to show me pics of his junk"

 

[johnnycnote]

Fuck Fuckado

 

[ekricket]

Fuckn McFucketson Jr

Sounds like a character on HR PufnStuf

I’m not a Jr but thought I’d add that in, you know, contribute to this exercise

 

[Mr Winberg]

It would be funny if @mattross1313 edited his post and removed the pic, and then called the mods on us! They'd be like "why are all these fuckers spewing profanities??"

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Screen Name: Fuckr Fuckie

Genius! I totally missed that my screen name would be Fuckendr1ck!

 

[rowlin]

Add 'Mc' to the begining of the last name.

And “face” to the end.

 

[Mr Winberg]

And “face” to the end.

That would work quite well on your screen name

 

[BarrieJ3]

Fuck McFuckientos. I can dig it.

 

[mattross1313]

Add 'Mc' to the begining of the last name.

This is fantastic if said with a ridiculous Scottish accent.

1. Senseless Swearing
2. Adding Mc everywhere
3. Ridiculous Accents

......... @BonScot

PS - I'm (mostly) Welsh, so also suffer with points 1 and 3 above

 

[p5woody]

Now you guys know my name for you at the poker table. Oh yea, I would be Fucken Fuckworth

 

[TheBigTater]

How did I miss this fun?

(first name only has 3 letters so)
Fuc Fuck

Sounds like a name for a social media influencer's little dog.

 

[longflop]

Longflop: "I'd like to upgrade my phone"
Sales Rep: "Sure, we have dozens of models available. Tell me why you want the upgrade, and I can show you the best device for your needs."

Longflop: "Uh... a guy on the internet wants to show me pics of his junk"

"right this way sir."

 

[longflop]

Also,

Fucky McFuckface

@Fuckflop

 

[Coyote]

Man travelling on a plane engages in conversation with beautiful lady sitting next to him.
She travels for business, she is an anthropologist going to a conference and, when politely and shyly asked, she informs him that among all nations' men, Native Americans have the longest penises, while Greeks have the thickest ones.

Man goes on to introduce himself as Sitting Bear Papadopoulos

 

[Mr Winberg]

Man goes on to introduce himself as Sitting Bear Papadopoulos

...or Fucking Fuck Fuckdopoulos

 

[BonScot]

1. Senseless Swearing
2. Adding Mc everywhere
3. Ridiculous Accents

......... @BonScot

PS - I'm (mostly) Welsh, so also suffer with points 1 and 3 above

Racist

 

[Coyote]

...or Fucking Fuck Fuckdopoulos

Sitting Bear Papadopoulos sounds even funnier in Greek, because the standard form of the word "bear" in Greek is feminine.
Arctos in ancient Greek (hence the Arctic and Arcadia) and arcouda in modern Greek.

 

[BonScot]

Sitting Bear Papadopoulos sounds even funnier in Greek, because the standard form of the word "bear" in Greek is feminine.
Arctos in ancient Greek (hence the Arctic and Arcadia) and arcouda in modern Greek.

Far too intellectual for a Friday afternoon when I’m already on to my second Guinness...

 

[Highli99]

Longflop: "I'd like to upgrade my phone"
Sales Rep: "Sure, we have dozens of models available. Tell me why you want the upgrade, and I can show you the best device for your needs."

Longflop: "Uh... a guy on the internet wants to show me pics of his junk"

Sketches - not photos! I’m not a perv.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Far too intellectual for a Friday afternoon when I’m already on to my second Guinness...

I need to move to Scotland.

 

[rowlin]

Or change your clocks!

 

[BELGRADE]

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[mattross1313]