Derail and WTF Merge Thread (41 Viewers)

[rowlin]

But not how cool those few may be.

 

[Mr Winberg]

I would personally move the living alone and skateboarding curves a bit to the left, but hey, who am I to argue with science?

 

[Thisfiendis138]

I’ve posted some shit on here, but this may be the most WTF thing. GF sent this to me (from FB)

 

[Highli99]

I’ve posted some shit on here, but this may be the most WTF thing. GF sent this to me (from FB)
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sounds about right for the peninsula. And I mean that lovingly.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

sounds about right for the peninsula. And I mean that lovingly.

Funny, they never report the shoes hanging from power lines...
Then again, that’s not really “suspicious”

 

[Beakertwang]

I’ve posted some shit on here, but this may be the most WTF thing. GF sent this to me (from FB)
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The shoes were questioned, but when not forthcoming with personal information, were tased and violently beaten, and finally arrested for obstruction and resisting arrest.

 

[rowlin]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mercurynews.com/2011/08/27/the-best-of-atherton-police-blotter/amp/

 

[mattross1313]

 

[mattross1313]

Then again, that’s not really “suspicious”

I wonder what they use to decide on if a shoe is being suspicious or not

 

[Poker Zombie]

The shoes were questioned, but when not forthcoming with personal information, were tased and violently beaten, and finally arrested for obstruction and resisting arrest.

#BlackShoesMatter

 

[Saoliver]

 

[CraigT78]

Today's dose of WTF. Not sure if he's a troll or genius.

 

[p5woody]

 

[BELGRADE]

 

[BGinGA]

Send condoms.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Same circle, located over United States and Southern Canada, with text reading:
"There are more poker chips inside this circle than outside it"

 

[Gear]

I guess Robert De Niro lives in SE Asia

 

[Beakertwang]

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My initial reaction was “that’s not true”, but after a brief google search...holy crap, that’s true!

 

[mattross1313]

This amused me greatly. I am Fuck Fucketti

 

[Saoliver]

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This amused me greatly. I am Fuck Fucketti

Fuckt Fucker.

 

[BGinGA]

Fuck Fuckwell. I can live with it.

 

[Highli99]

Fuckick Fuckgan
Lol

 

[trever]

Fucker Fuck

 

[BGinGA]

Also works with 'crap' and related 4-letter variants, fwiw.

 

[WedgeRock]

Add 'Mc' to the begining of the last name.

~Fuck McFuckoch

 

[Beakertwang]

Fuckrew McFuck (I went with the @WedgeRock method)

I’ve been called worse.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Fucks Fuckette

 

[Beakertwang]

Fuckrew McFuck (I went with the @WedgeRock method)

I’ve been called worse.

This is fantastic if said with a ridiculous Scottish accent.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Fuck Fuckels.

Screen Name: Fuckr Fuckie

 

[WedgeRock]

@fuckerock