Emma Stone or Natalie Portman? (1 Viewer)

[BGinGA]

NP by a mile. My first wife ruined my redhead (and nurse) fantasies for life.

 

[MegaTon44]

My wife, naturally.

Seriously though, I'd pick my hand over those 2. Never even remotely saw the appeal with Emma Stone and Natalie Portman is too proper - I feel like she'd annoy me with some humanitarian shit I don't care about.

 

[Coyote]

We 're talking about archetypal visual attraction here, felt by males only -to that degree-, so I voted NP.
I 've never met either of them to have a clue if a relationship would be possible.
With a vegan e.g., not even an one-night sex date would be possible, if dinner were part of the programme.
Suffering meals I hate in the hope of getting laid has proven to be date-destructive, in the past, already

NP by a mile. My first wife ruined my redhead (and nurse) fantasies for life.

Any wife would have ruined my bride fantasies for life

 

[Poker Zombie]

Emma Stone.

2 wives, both redheads. Lived with 2 other women, both redheads.

I'm a glutton for punishment.

...probably also why I enjoy poker.

 

[BarrieJ3]

We 're talking about archetypal visual attraction here, felt by males only -to that degree-, so I voted NP.
I 've never met either of them to have a clue if a relationship would be possible.
With a vegan e.g., not even an one-night sex date would be possible, if dinner were part of the programme.
Suffering meals I hate in the hope of getting laid has proven to be date-destructive, in the past, already


Any wife would have ruined my bride fantasies for life

I mean I actually think this is difficult because of the careers and personalities of the two. Love the catalog of films under both of these two, and not often do you have people at this stage in a public career who seem to still have self awareness. The split for me goes to Emma Stone due to her being more likely to put up with me while having a beer.

 

[pokerplayingpisces]

NP, and not even close.

 

[12thMan]

Jennifer Aniston.

Was that an option?

 

[BarrieJ3]

I mean...as long as we realize they’re all just chasing Meryl Streep...

 

[Quicksilver-75]

I think the real question is: which of these two choices is from MN?
Inca, is there something you aren't telling the forum?

 

[Perthmike]

53% of you are badly misguided. Natalie Portman is pretty god damn fine don't get me wrong. But omg Emma Stone lol just look at those eyes

 

[Psypher1000]

I think NP is the more attractive one, but I'll take ES five times out of 7.

 

[1A25R]

Emma

but would she pick me over the 4819 members of this finest forum ?

 

[gopherblue]

2 wives, both redheads. Lived with 2 other women, both redheads.

You must be exhausted, Mike.

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

Scarlett Johansson

 

[doughboy63]

The real poll should be Scarlett Johansson vs Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[BarrieJ3]

The real poll should be Scarlett Johansson vs Jennifer Lawrence.

Oh look at the chutzpah on this one!

 

[navels]

Natalie Portman is too proper - I feel like she'd annoy me with some humanitarian shit I don't care about.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I think NP is the more attractive one, but I'll take ES five times out of 7.

That's because you know ES is full of awesomeness. The look is perfect. Sounds nice. Perfect coloring. Not the best label, but can be relabeled. Would prefer a bigger rack, but I'll take what I can afford.

Wait, are we talking about Empress Star chips, or Emma Stone?

 

[jazzV3]

Natalie Portman - twice

 

[WedgeRock]

Emma Stone if I was 12, or not quite sure if I was straight or gay...

Natalie Portman. Especially after that SNL skit.

 

[BarrieJ3]

Emma Stone if I was 12, or not quite sure if I was straight or gay...

Natalie Portman. Especially after that SNL skit.

We used to hold the name WedgeRock in high regard here at the Barrientos home...

 

[Lemonzest]

I feel like she'd annoy me with some humanitarian shit I don't care about.

lol this cracks me up.

 

[WedgeRock]

No rack... Kinda boyish looks and a smoker's voice.

Not unattractive, but... Wait. Am I gay?

 

[Perthmike]

No rack... Kinda boyish looks and a smoker's voice.

Not unattractive, but... Wait. Am I gay?

Other than the smokers voice you just described Natalie Portman.

 

[Zmasterben]

No rack... Kinda boyish looks and a smoker's voice.

Not unattractive, but... Wait. Am I gay?

Dukes!

 

[WedgeRock]

Other than the smokers voice you just described Natalie Portman.

Fair point.

The worst Star Wars movie ever hurts Portman.

Let's be honest though, whichever offered first, I'm not saying No.

 

[surfik]

they bouth foxes but Natalie ....no contest